[BELLS JINGLING]
[WHITE WINTER HYMNAL PLAYING]
旁白：啊 假日 一年中最美好的时光 NARRATOR: Ah, the holidays. The most wonderful time of the year.
就这样 开始了我的故事 And so, begins my tale.
在平安夜有雪的早上 On the snowy morning of Christmas Eve,
当Charlotte Cooper摆好了她的第37个雪花玻璃球 as Charlotte Cooper set out her 37th snow globe,
为她家人创造一个完美的圣诞节 trying to create the perfect Christmas for her family,
她记得那个时刻 她希望能够拥有到永远 she remembered a moment, she'd hoped she could hold on to forever.
同时 她的丈夫Sam Cooper 我比较了解他 Meanwhile, her husband, Sam Cooper, who I can read pretty well,
正在回忆那个时刻的后面一截 was recalling the moment just after that moment...
努力回忆是否他曾经知道他很快乐 trying to remember if he knew he was happy,
同时 这快乐还在延续 at the same time, the happiness was going on.
而他们心爱的狗狗Rags And their beloved dog, Rags,
记得作为一件圣诞礼物是多么美妙的事 remembered how good it felt to be a Christmas present.
整个城市 And all over town,
Cooper一家 然后更多人 也开始了他们的早晨 the Cooper clan, and then some, were starting their morning too.
所有这些人是谁？ Who are all these people?
就是这么回事 Well, that's the story.
我不能就这样停住 I can't just give it away.
不过现在呢 他们正步入他们的假期 But for now, they're heading into their holiday,
寻找舒适和一点快乐 searching for comfort and a little more joy.
那好 那好的 That's fine. That's fine.
好的 做些姜饼屋 All right. Make gingerbread houses.
你能在上午9点把它们放在我屋前吗？ Can you just have them at my front door at 9:00 am?
是的 但这是圣诞节早晨 万一他们想睡懒觉呢？ Yeah, but it's Christmas morning. What if they want to sleep in?
哪个小孩会在圣诞节早晨睡懒觉？ What kid sleeps in on Christmas morning?
我不知道 I don't know.
为何你必须要改变事情呢？ Why do you have to change things?
上帝不允许 我想和孩子们多呆15分钟 God forbid, I wanna spend another 15 minutes with my kids.
为何你总那么混蛋？ Why do you have to be such a dick?
[CLEARS THROAT]
圣诞快乐 节日问候 Merry Christmas. Season's greetings.
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas.
我们希望今晚能见到你 Angie CHARLOTTE: We hope to see you tonight, Angie.
嘿 Charlie 圣诞快乐 嘘！ Hey, Charlie, Merry Christmas. Shh!
那不是针对个人的 Don't take that personally.
他针对所有人 他恨每个人 Take it as a group, he hates everybody.
嘿 奶奶 嘿 爷爷 Hi, Grandma. Hi, Grandpa.
圣诞快乐Bo Bo!圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas, Bo. Bo! Merry Christmas.
Charlie 在那mall里不要抛弃弟弟 Charlie, please don't ditch your brother at the mall.
感谢今天来带Madison 我很感激 Thank you for taking Madison today. I really appreciate it.
我上班不能迟到 I can't be late for work.
但今天是平安夜 Hank 振作些 But it's Christmas eve, Hank. Come on.
是的 我知道 Yeah, I know.
但工作是工作 对吗？ Job's a job, right? [SNORTS]
嗯 Urn...
Madison一直做那古怪的事情 Madison's been doing this weird thing.
我犯了个错误 一开始因这发笑 And I made the mistake of laughing at it the first time.
所以现在她总是这么做 So, now she does it all the time.
Do me a favor. When she does it, don‘t laugh. 帮个忙 但她那么做时 别笑
然后 但愿 她以后能自己停止那么做 And then, hopefully, she'll just stop doing it on her own.
当然 当然 她会做什么呢？ Sure. Of course. What is it?
嘿！ 嘿 Madison！ Hi! SAM: Hi, Madison.
瞧 她来了 There she is.
奶奶和爷爷在这 今天他们会带你 Grandma and Grandpa are here, they're going to take you for the day.
你能说嘿吗？ Can you say, Hi?
你们真是混蛋！ You're such a dick.
爸爸 别！ 别！ Dad, don't. Stop it.
好 我们走吧 Okay, let's go.
旁白：当Ruby提供她第19个“假日特餐”服务时 NARRATOR: As Ruby served her 19th Holiday Special,
她记起了为她兄弟们提供圣诞晚餐服务 she remembered serving Christmas dinner to her brothers.
那会她妈 呼呼喝了六杯Egg Nogs酒后 While her mother, six eggnogs to the wind,
昏睡在沙发上 was passed out on the couch.
虽然她的童年让她感觉孤单 Although her childhood had left her feeling separate from the world,
Ruby觉得和Bucky Newport有种意想不到的关联 Ruby felt an unexpected connection to Bucky Newport.
在过去5年里 For the last five years,
她期望和他一起开始她的早晨 she looked forward to starting her mornings with him.
她喜欢每天他穿着西服 戴着领结 She loved how he wore a suit and bow tie, every day,
就像他当老师时的打扮 just like did when he was a teacher.
一直把它拉直只会看起来更糟 Always straightening it and only making it worse.
早上好 我对你很生气 Good morning. I'm furious with you.
我做了什么吗？ What'd I do?
那结局让我非常难过 That ending shattered me.
应该是的吧 Well, it's supposed to.
那结局使它成为最美妙的结局 That's what makes it one of the most significant endings
在电影历史上 in the history of film.
但Chaplin的脸 But Chaplin's face...
满脸是希望和恐惧 BUCKY: Full of hope and fear
耻辱和尴尬 上帝知道还有别的 and shame and embarrassment and God knows what else.
但那天才是那下意识的自传 But the genius was that it's his subconscious autobiography.
过去几年里他爱上了几个 He had fallen in love with several
年轻女人 而他是她们的导师 young women over the years and he was their mentor.
但是他无尽地害怕 But he was endlessly terrified that
她们会看待他像他看待自己 they're going see him as he saw himself.
只是伦敦的一个街头艺人 Which is nothing but a busker, in the streets of London.
很有趣 It's amazing.
旁白：Bucky没有正视Ruby是因为 NARRATOR: Bucky looked away from Ruby because,
怪怪的 他觉得她比任何人亲近 oddly, he felt closer to her than anyone in his life.
他知道这很荒唐 He understood the absurdity of the situation.
他给她看了67部电影 每天在她这用晚餐 He had shown her 67 movies. Ate at her diner, daily.
虽然不喜欢那里的食物 And hated the food there.
你想要特色餐吗？ You want the special?
Uh...
今天周几？ 周五 What day is today? Friday.
周五？ 没有什么特别的 Friday? It's not so special.
来份周三的怎么样？ How about Wednesday's?
或者周四的土豆饼？ Or Thursday's hash browns?
就要这个 嘿 Ruby Sold. CUSTOMER: Hey, Ruby.
咖啡凉了 The coffee's cold.
你会没事的 You'll be fine.
坐下来 Sit down.
和家人一起过圣诞吗？ Spending Christmas with the family?
旁白:Ruby记得收到礼物的那份快乐 NARRATOR: Ruby recalled the joys of gift giving.
不 Nope.
[CHUCKLES]
相信我 我理解 Believe me, I understand.
圣诞节来临了 有些人会大叫 Christmas comes around, somebody yells,
“舒适开心的时间到了 这是圣诞节” Time for comfort and joy, it's Christmas.
每个人都会恐惧 就像你能安排快乐 Everybody panics as if you can schedule happiness.
不能这样子 Can't do it.
你要和你女儿一起过吗？ You going to your daughter's?
是的 她很会做菜 Oh, yes. She's a very good cook.
我不知道她哪里学来的 因为 I don't know where she got it from, because
但她妈妈死后 唯一我能教她的是 when their mother died, the only thing I could teach her was
如何点单 how to order out.
我不知道这是什么 我的女孩们每件事都要去争 I don't know what it is. Everything is a contest with my girls.
而我并不知道奖励是什么 Except I have no idea what the prize is.
我努力让她们放松 但她们并不真听我话 I try to ease the tension, but they don't really hear me.
嘿 Ruby 我的咖啡还凉着呢 CUSTOMER: Hey, Ruby, my coffee's still cold.
你为什么不过来帮我热一下 Why don't you come over here and warm me up?
对不起 我得走了 Sorry, I got to go.
明显是个紧急情况 Clearly, an emergency.
我只是不想在她身上花钱 [SIGHS] I just don't feel like spending any money on her.
她从来不花一分钱在我身上 She never spends a dime on me.
我的亲姐姐 哦 My own sister. Oh!
你不知道她会做什么 她会以你的名义募捐 You know what she'll do. She'll make a donation in my name.
哦 那真喜庆 Oh, that's really festive.
他们从来不说一次捐赠有多少 And they never say how big a donation,
所以也没法知道我应该花多少钱 so there's no way of knowing how much I'm supposed to spend.
我很想买到最破烂的东西 I am tempted to get the rattiest thing I can find,
只是为了看看我姐姐Charlotte的脸色 just to see my sister Charlotte's face.
等等 我会回电话的 [GASPS] Hold on. I'll call you back.
[LITTLE DRUMMER BOY PLAYING]
[COUGHING]
[CHOKING AND COUGHING]
旁白：当Emma还是个小女孩时 NARRATOR: When Emma was a little girl,
她偶尔听到她父母在谈论她姐姐Charlotte是计划中的 she overheard her parents say that her sister, Charlotte, was planned,
而她却是一个意外 but that she was an accident.
从那以后 她就忠实地表现得像一个意外 She faithfully behaved like one, ever since.
女士 女士 我们要拘留你 Ma'am, ma'am, we need to detain you.
把它给我 Give it to me.
快点 让大家都轻松一点 Come on. Let's just make life easier on everybody.
吐出来 Spit it out.
把它给我 Give it to me.
[SINGING END OF JOY TO THE WORLD]
[BELL DINGING]
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas.
非常感谢 谢谢 永远快乐 Thank you so much. Thank you. Best ever.
谢谢 Thank you.
我们的最后一曲 Our last number
是我姑姑的最爱 那么 这是送你的 is one of my aunt's favorites. So, this is for you.
Fishy姑姑 Aunt Fishy.
Rags! 下来 Rags Rags! Get down, Rags.
好 准备好了吗 Pinkins女士？ Okay, then. Ready, Mrs. Pinkins?
开弹 Hit it.
♪ Joy to the world The Lord has come
♪ Let earth... ♪
歌词不正确 That's not the right lyric.
对不起 Mitzi 但我想是对的 I'm sorry, Mitzi, but I think it is.
从头来 请 From the top, please.
歌词不对我是不会弹的 I'm not going to play to the wrong lyric. [PLAYS DISCORDANT NOTE]
别弹 Mitzi MAN: Don't play it, Mitzi.
Mitzi是对的 Mitzi's right.
歌词错了 当然 是对的 It's not the right lyric. Of course it's the lyric.
欢乐世界，救世主下降 Joy to the world, the Lord has come.
不 不是救世主下降 像上帝达到高潮 请… No, it's not the Lord has come, like God reached orgasm. Please...
[PLAYS DISCORDANT CHORD]
什么？ What?
[STUTTERING]
Mitzi!
好吧那么 圣诞快乐 Well, so, Merry Christmas, everyone.
我想我们的小节目结束了 I think that ends our little program.
谢谢你们 你们是很棒的观众 SAM: Thank you so much. You've been a wonderful audience.
明年我们会再来 We will be back next year.
但是他们会来吗？ [CHUCKLING] But will they?
过了今晚你就不用担心那些 这很确定 Yeah, you don't have to worry about that after tonight, that's for sure.
你不用说这个 就像你永远不会 You don't have to say it like you're never
再来看我 Charlotte 我还不会死 going to see me again, Charlotte. I'm not dying.
不 但我们会死的 No. But we are.
嘿 小叮当 Hey, Tinkerbell.
旁白：意识到和她父母慢慢有距离 NARRATOR: Aware of the growing distance between her parents,
Eleanor Cooper发现自己被公开示爱吸引 Eleanor Cooper found herself drawn to public displays of affection.
她记起了在她生活中那么不小心的一次 She remembered a time in her life she had not been so guarded.
[GIGGLING]
这很好玩 This is quite fun.
如果你给我看你的 那么我会给你看我的 If you show me yours, I'll show you mine.
好吗？ Okay?
[CHUCKLING]
哦 Oh.
旁白：她记起了那个她想忘掉的时刻 NARRATOR: She remembered a moment she'd wished she could forget,
那天一个偷吻吸引了她的眼光 the day a stolen kiss caught her eye.
她认得那个吻 She recognized that kiss.
是她未婚夫的 It was her fiancé's.
Eleanor崩溃了 Eleanor was shattered.
呜呼 她内心极度挣扎 Alas, she could never climb the wall that built up around her heart.
Eleanor还是偷偷去看那些陌生人的脸 Still, Eleanor secretly searched out strangers' faces
那会儿他们忘情其中 for the moment they flickered with unguarded emotion.
我能要杯Dirty Martini酒吗 请加冰摇匀？ Can I have a Dirty Martini, shaken over ice, please?
我很荣幸如果能为你买一杯 I'd be honored to buy you a drink.
我自己会买 谢谢 I can pay for my own drink, thank you.
不是给你的（是给他的） Not you.
谢谢 Thanks.
我要杯Dirty Martini酒吗 加冰摇匀 I'll have a Dirty Martini, shaken over ice.
[GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING]
把给孩子们的礼物放进后背箱 Put the presents for the kids in the trunk.
下次我给你小费 And I'll get your tip next time.
没问题 No problem.
带上互联网 它很快的 And take the Internet, it's faster.
明白 Fishy姑姑 You got it, Aunt Fishy.
我的侄子那样叫我 My nephew called me that.
他和他妻子要去非洲了 He and wife are going to Africa
而我当孩子们的保姆 and I'm babysitting the kids.
我就是你侄子 你记得我名字吗？ I'm your nephew. Can you remember my name?
嗯 Urn...
Sand
是的 我是Sam 太好了 Yes. I'm Sam, that's great.
我知道你名字 [LAUGHING] I know your name.
我不是僵尸 I'm not a zombie.
你最好快点 You better step on it.
你会误机的 You're going to miss your plane.
Fishy姑姑 那是30年前了 Aunt Fishy, that was 30 years ago.
真的？ Really?
那旅行如何呢？ Well, how was the trip?
我们没去 We didn't go.
你们曾那么想去 Well, you were dying to go.
你和Charlotte 存了好几年的钱 And you and Charlotte, saved your money for years.
我们有一年很困难 所以就推迟了 We had a rough year, so we postponed it.
哦Sammy 然后你们就一直没去 Oh, Sammy. And then you never went.
今年你们不应该再去吗？ Weren't you supposed to go, again this year?
是的 我们该去的 Yes, we were.
旁白:谁能说是什么结束了婚姻？ NARRATOR: Who can say what ends a marriage'?
也许不可能让一个人类生长严格按照 Perhaps it's unreasonable to ask human beings to grow at exactly
同样的速度 在过去40年6个月3天里面 the same rate for 40 years, six months and three days.
但是取消旅行是最后一根稻草 But the canceled trip was the last straw.
然后Sam开始要搬出去了 And Sam was moving out.
你看起来没精打彩 给我钥匙 我来开车 You seem out of sorts. Give me the keys, I'll drive.
旁白：当Hank Cooper在等待他的第17次工作面试 NARRATOR: As Hank Cooper waited for his 17th job interview
在过去几个月中 in the past month,
他不知道他还能多久维持 he wondered how long he could keep up
这个谎言 就是他还在给Sears百货店拍家庭照 the lie that he was still taking family portraits at Sears.
大笑 伙计们 HANK: Big smiles, guys.
你们以后会留着这张照片的 You're going to have this picture for the rest of your lives.
会挂到墙上 好的 就这样 准备好了？ It's going on a wall. All right, right here. Ready?
[TOY SQUEAKING]
[CAMERA CLICKING]
哦！很好 Oh! Yes.
旁白：他还念他的工作 帮助不快乐的家庭看起来快乐 NARRATOR: He missed his job helping unhappy families appear happy.
喜欢这汗衫 对吗？开心点 Love the sweaters, right? Chipper.
[CAMERA CLICKING]
是的 那很漂亮 Yes. And that's beautiful.
旁白：这曾是他的超级力量 NARRATOR: It was his superpower.
意外的是 Unexpectedly,
他想到一位只见过一次再也没见过的女人 he thought of a woman he saw just once and never again.
然后他想到那个替代他的机器声音 Then he thought of the automated voice that had replaced him.
圣诞快乐 脚趾站在线上 微笑 Merry Christmas. Toes on the line. Cheese.
旁白：那声音有孩子吗？ NARRATOR: Did that voice have children?
他们现在也有在清单上买不起的礼物吗？ Did they now have unaffordable gifts on their Christmas lists, too?
亲爱的圣诞老人 请给我一辆蓝色自行车 Dear Santa, please bring me a blue bicycle.
我会在爸爸那里一直醒着 但去妈妈那里打开礼物 I'll be waking up at my father's, but opening presents at my mom's.
旁白：想到了在圣诞节早晨的狂喜 NARRATOR: Hank thought of the unbridled joy he had Christmas mornings.
Cooper先生？ WOMAN: Mister Cooper?
旁白：下了个决心 Hank左脚跨进了办公室 NARRATOR: Determined, Hank entered the office with his left foot.
他认为这能带来运气 He'd read this was lucky.
今天感谢你花时间和我交谈 I want to thank you for taking the time to speak with me today.
非常感谢 I really appreciate it.
我知道你们在新年后才会招人 I know that you're not actually hiring anyone till the new year,
但只知道这… but just know that...
我现在就已经准备干活了 I'm ready to work now.
如果你们需要我今天就可以开始 You know, I could start today if you needed it. [SNORTS]
我很骄傲这工作 I take pride in my work.
我非常骄傲这工作 我… I take a lot of pride in my work. I...
上一份工作时 如果一个家庭拍坏了照片 我坚持再拍一张 At my last job, if a family took a bad picture, I insisted on taking another,
因为我在意 我在意我只是… because I care. I care. I just...
我讨厌任何人发送出 I hated the idea of anyone sending out
一张不好的假日卡片 a bad holiday card.
你一整年都不会那样再去拍一张照片了 You know, you don't get another shot at that for a whole year.
你知道有多少亲朋好友会看那照片？ You know how many relatives are going to see that?
现在谁会关心那个 Bob？ Who's going to care about that now, Bob?
谁会关心那个？ Who's going to care about that?
哥们 你太想来Staples了 Dude, you are way too intense for Staples.
[SNORTS]
[MERRY CHRISTMAS, BABY PLAYING]
那么你的生意是什么？ 你是干嘛的？ So what your deal? What do you do?
我是一个作家 I am a writer.
哦！哇偶 好的 Oh! Wow. All right.
你写什么？ What do you write?
你熟悉“陶瓷仓库目录 户外家具版本”吗？ Are you familiar with the Pottery Barn Catalog, Outdoor Furniture Edition?
全天候柳编 All-weather wicker.
你居然了解我的工作？ [GASPS] You know my work?
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
事实上 我写剧本 我不知道为何...是的 I write plays, actually. I don't know why... Yeah.
窝 那很棒 是的 Wow. That's cool. Yeah.
我最后的剧本差点 My last play was almost produced.
然后… And then...
[SIGHS]
我的男主角-口技表演者 My lead actor slash ventriloquist
为了一份有报酬的工作离开了 left for a paying job.
他是个共和党人 理所当然地 He was a Republican, naturally.
共和党口技表演者 Republican ventriloquist.
[GASPS]
哦 不 不 Oh, no. No.
你那么酷不会是共和党人 You're way too cute to be a Republican.
啊 Ah.
好消息是我不是一个口技表演者 Well, the good news is I'm not a ventriloquist.
告诉我你不是那些拘泥教条的共和党人成员 Just tell me you're not one of those churchy Republicans,
那些人相信FOX新闻台 但却不进化 who believes in Fox News, but not evolution.
好的 如果人类是从猴子和猿进化来的 Okay. If man evolved from monkeys and apes,
那么为什么还有猴子和猿呢？ why are there still, monkeys and apes?
这很有趣 因为昨天我的狗狗也问我同样的关于狼的事情 It's funny because my dog asked me the same thing about wolves yesterday.
好的 All right.
听着 你信上帝 对吗？ Look, you believe in God, right?
哪一个？ Which one?
任何一个 挑一个吧 Any one, just pick one.
对我来说他们全都需要验证 They all need too much validation for me.
他们都一样 最爱我或者去地狱 It's all, Love me most or go to hell.
我真不敢相信我比上帝更富有 I have a hard time believing I'm less needy than God.
是的 我也我真不敢相信你是 Yeah, I have a hard time believing you are too.
那么你不太相信上帝 是吗？ So you don't believe in much, do you?
你知道我信什么？ You know what I believe in?
我相信Nina Simone的声音 I believe in the sound of Nina Simone's voice.
我觉得那是我最接近 我会去相信上帝 I feel like that is the closest I'll ever come to believing in God.
我没听说过Nina Simone 喔 I haven't heard her. Wow.
对不起 Sorry.
它会让你转变的 It'll make you a convert.
那你在机场酒吧做什么呢？ What are you doing in an airport bar anyway?
你不应该和你的人们在一起 否认科学 Shouldn't you be with your people in denying science,
或不管你从哪里来？ or wherever you're from?
我只是想努力回家 但都被大雪封住了 I'm just trying to get home, but everything's snowed in.
你不是也一样吗？ Isn't that what you're doing here?
不 我飞来看我家人 No, I flew in to see my family.
我必须在5点到那里 I have to be there at 5:00.
我只是在这浪费了一个小时或者六小时 I'm just here to kill an hour or six.
好的 All right.
嘿 没了 Hey. Whoops.
我希望Eleanor的航班没有延误 CHARLOTTE: I hope Eleanor's plane wasn't delayed.
Hank一定有事 And something's up with Hank.
他总是发出那古怪的小猪哼哼 He always does that weird piglet snort
当他想隐瞒事情的时候 whenever he's trying to hide something.
人们都会哼哼的 Charlotte People snort, Charlotte.
不 这不是普通的哼哼 就像这样 No. This is not a universal snort, like [SNORTS].
不是这样 是一种… 是… It's not. It's a kind of a... It's...
它很特别就像 It's specific like [SNORTS].
是… It's... [MAN CLEARS THROAT]
圣诞快乐 不管怎样 好的 Merry Christmas. Anyway. All right.
那么… 上帝 看 Well... [GASPS] Oh, my goodness, look.
哦 我要给你个惊喜 Madison Oh, I've got a surprise for you, Madison.
这是真的 猜猜如何 看 This is genuine, guess what. Look.
[CHOIR SINGING]
姜饼屋 是的 Gingerbread house. Yes.
也许我该烤个胡椒薄荷蛋糕 CHARLOTTE: Maybe I should bake a peppermint cake.
为什么？ 因为是圣诞节 Sam SAM: Why? CHARLOTTE: Because it's Christmas, Sam.
上帝 是圣诞节 For God's sake, it's Christmas.
你不能这样做 Charlotte You can't cook this away, Charlotte.
人们以后会回忆今晚 然后意识到 People are going to look back on tonight and realize
原来都是在表演 我们至少应该 it was all a performance. We should have, at least,
在他们来之前警告他们 warned them before they came.
不 但我想要他们过来 那才是重点 No, but I want them to wanna come, that's the whole point.
我们一年这时候才聚在一起 This is the only time of the year when we're all together.
是我们最后的机会 And it's our last chance
在告诉他们之前感觉像个家庭 to feel like a family before we tell them.
我想孩子们 I want the kids
记住最后一个完美的圣诞节 to have the memory of one last perfect Christmas.
我知道你认为我可笑 And I know that you think that I'm ridiculous...
不 我不认为你一直可笑 No, I don't think you're being ridiculous.
在这种情形下 是的 你有一点可笑 Under the circumstances, yeah, you are being a little ridiculous.
♪ ...Comfort and joy Comfort and joy
♪ Oh, tidings Of comfort and joy ♪
明显我们有大分歧 We clearly have a major difference of opinion
我能理解为什么你错了 and I can understand why you are wrong.
如果你对待他们像他们不能迅速恢复 If you treat them like they're not resilient,
那么他们就不会迅速恢复 they're going to be not resilient.
Hank还在纠缠在离婚后… Hank is still reeling from the divorce...
你知道… 对不起 好的 继续 and you know... I'm sorry, okay, go ahead.
不 你继续 我会听的 No, you go ahead. I'll listen.
好 我觉得是欺诈 Well... I feel like a fraud.
整件事感觉是错的 我要告诉他们实情 The whole thing feels wrong. I'm going to tell them the truth.
我们一起 等等 We'll all be together. Wait a minute.
不 我们有约定 No, we made an agreement.
你不能打破约定 在约定中间打破 You cannot break an agreement, mid-agreement.
我不同意 不 你已经提了那约定 I disagree. No, you agreed to the agreement.
你同意过最后一个圣诞节 You agreed to one last Christmas
然后你就搬出去 and then you can just move out.
你想离开 你就继续然后离开 You want to leave, you can just go ahead and leave.
等等 你是那个选择不走的人 Hold on, you're the one who chose not to go.
你不在乎婚姻… You don't care enough about the marriage to make...
第7通道丢失孩子的家长注意 [MAN OVER PA] Will the parents of the lost child in aisle seven
请到前台来认领她？ please come up to the front and claim her?
你这个混蛋 [MADISON OVER PA] You're such a dick.
哦 上帝 [GASPS] Oh, my God.
[CAROL OF THE BELLS PLAYING]
旁白：Bo在一个任务中 NARRATOR: Bo was on a mission.
他必须找一个完美的礼物给他的哥哥 He had to find the perfect gift that would bring back his brother,
自从他们父母离婚后他就变成了外星人 who had become an alien since his parents' divorce.
那礼物必须有治愈能力 That gift had to have healing powers
而且还必须便宜 and it had to be cheap.
他甚至牺牲了他的和圣诞老人的一对一活动 He even sacrificed his one-on-one with Santa.
这样的任务不会容易 Nothing about this mission was easy.
但Bo不打算放弃 But Bo would not be thwarted.
这完全是个误会 This is a whole misunderstanding.
听着 我是某个人的妈妈 Look, I'm somebody's mother.
我有3个孩子 他们10几岁了 I have three kids. They're teenagers.
他们10几岁了 They're teenagers.
他们早已经不把我当回事 Already, they don't take me seriously.
我丈夫是伦理学教授 My husband's an ethics professor.
他将永远不会原谅我 He'll never forgive me.
我全家会在5点过来吃圣诞晚餐 My entire family is coming over at 5:00 for Christmas dinner,
我必须做的晚餐 which I have to cook.
求你 难道你没有同情心吗？ Please. Don't you have any compassion?
那么 这完全是个误会？ So, it's all a misunderstanding?
是的 好 说清楚 Yes. Okay. So, clear it up.
那珠宝为何会跑到你嘴里？ How'd the jewels get in your mouth?
好 这边走 Right. This way.
我以为是个菱形糖果 I though it was a lozenge.
旁白：他妈妈搬出去不久后 NARRATOR: Shortly after his mother moved out,
Charlie觉得就像一个没人认领的圣诞节包裹 Charlie felt as unclaimed as a lost Christmas package,
躺着邮局的后面角落 lying in the back corner of the post office.
尽管如此 In spite of this,
他到了mall 发誓要吻Lauren Hesselberg he arrived at the mall, vowing he would kiss Lauren Hesselberg,
一劳永逸，至死方休 once and for all, or die trying.
[SNIFFING]
[SIGHING]
[WOMAN LAUGHING]
旁白：紧张的 他开始观察自己 NARRATOR: Unnerved, he began to watch himself.
他告诉自己要冷静地说 He told himself to coolly say,
“怎么了 Lauren？ 怎么了？” What's up, Lauren? What's up?
嘿 Lauren [VOICE CRACKING] Hey, Lauren.
嘿 Charlie Hey, Charlie.
你在这干什么？ What you doing here?
我 我在这工作 I, I work here.
当然 Of course. [BOTH CHUCKLE]
旁白：当 最后 他站在她的面前 NARRATOR: When, at last, he stood in front of her,
一个清晰指令自动在他大脑重复 a clear directive repeated itself in his mind,
别看她的奶子 Don't look at her boobs.
别看她的奶子 Do not look at her boobs.
我喜欢看Stewart当他的食物端上后手舞足蹈的样子 I love the way Stewart does a little food dance when his meal arrives.
以及Sarah为了Hal怎样把口红涂到牙齿上 And how Sarah still puts lipstick on for Hal.
我喜欢Paula Anderson把她的奶子放到桌上 I like the way Paula Anderson rests her breasts on the table,
好像它们也累了 as if they were tired.
[BOTH LAUGH]
看你离开我们会很难过的 Ruby 我会想你的 We were so sad to see you go, Ruby. I'm gonna miss you.
保重 好吗？ Take care, okay?
圣诞快乐 再见 伙计们 HAL: Merry Christmas. RUBY: Bye, guys.
你要去哪里？ You're going somewhere?
今天是我最后一天 It's my last day.
什么？ 是的 What? Yeah.
你告诉了那个把口红涂到牙齿上的女人 而你不告诉我？ You tell the lady with the lipstick on her teeth and you don't tell me?
不 我不知道该如何告诉你 I don't... I didn't know how to tell you.
就像你给我的电影“Born Yesterday”对的 It's like that movie you gave me, Born Yesterday, right,
当Billie Dawn走出Harry Brock when Billie Dawn walks out on Harry Brock.
那里会有比我以前更好的生活 There's a better kind of life than the one I got.
你告诉过我 就在这 你说过 You told me, right here, you said,
重头开始 你会是你自己生活中的英雄 Starting over, you could be the hero of your own life.
在这里你就能成为英雄 You can be a hero, here.
你要去哪里？ [STUTTERING] Where are you going?
Hot Coffee, Mississippi.
当我14岁大时在一幅地图上发现的 I found it on a map when I was 14 years old.
似乎是个做服务员的完美的地方 It seems like the perfect place for a waitress.
听着 我不理解 我糊涂了 Look, I don't understand. I'm confused.
你从没去过那里 这是个我曾听到过的最差的主意 You've never even been there. It's the worst idea I've ever heard of.
但我… 我想重新开始 我需要… But I... I want to start over. I need...
我需要改变 I need a change.
不 不 不 不 离开不能改变任何事情 No, no, no, no. Leaving doesn't change anything.
所有的事情都会跟着你 Everything just comes with you.
Hot Coffee, Mississippi?
那是个地方？ 它倒像情景剧里的台词 That's a place? It's like a line from a sitcom.
Bucky.
你是一个观鸟者 你从远处观察我们每个人 You're a bird watcher. You watch us all from a distance.
我们只是让你开心的角色 We're just characters that amuse you.
不是那样的 你喜欢和每一个人保持距离 Not true. You love everybody at arm's length,
这样下去你最后会孤独的 Ruby keep it up and you'll end up alone, Ruby.
对我说那些太糟糕了 That's a terrible thing to say to me.
在边上观察才糟糕 Well, it's a terrible thing to watch.
非常懦弱 It's very cowardly.
那么 换句话说 你认为我懦弱 So, in other words, you think that I'm a coward.
不 不要换句话说 就这么直说 No. Not in other words, those are the words.
你以为你能够逃避 躲到Hot Chocolate那里？ You think you can run away, hiding in Hot Chocolate?
你是个胆小鬼 You're a coward.
你可以去前台付钱 You can pay up front.
你告诉餐厅里的每个人你要离开 而你不告诉我这个 You tell everybody at the restaurant you're leaving and you don't tell me.
[SOUL CAKE PLAYING]
我可以问你点事吗？ May I ask you something?
他们在警校里有教你点什么吗？ Is this something that they teach you at the Police Academy?
还是让你一直成为机器人？ Or have you always been a robot?
我理解 I can understand
你需要保持职业距离 that you need professional distance
和老练的罪犯 from a hardened criminal.
但是当一个可怜的、受压迫的家庭主妇 But when there's a poor, downtrodden housewife,
圣诞节在你车后座哭泣 sobbing in the back of your car on Christmas,
人们不得不担心 one has to wonder.
我猜他们应该教你些东西的 I'm guessing it's something they teach you.
没人天生就那样 No one's born that way.
旁白：虽然Williams警官从来没有对付过 NARRATOR: Though Officer Williams never engaged with suspects
在他车后座的嫌疑犯 in the back of his car,
Emma不知不觉中刺穿了他的盔甲 Emma unknowingly pierced his armor.
我不是机器人 I'm not a robot.
什么？ What?
我有感情 就像其他任何人 I have feelings, just like everyone else.
你想谈谈吗？ Would you like to talk about it?
我不和你谈 I'm not talking to you.
带我去见你老板 闭嘴 [ROBOT VOICE] Take me to your leader. Shut up.
听着 Listen.
你陷入了困境 把握逮捕 You landed in a pot of jam, arresting me.
我做医生有20年了 I've been a doctor for 20 years.
人们付很多钱给我去倾听他们 People pay me a lot to listen to their problems.
你是位心理医生？ You're a head-shrinker?
旁白：Emma所不知道的是Williams警官 NARRATOR: What Emma did not know was that Officer Williams
也曾经寻求过咨询 had once sought out counseling,
但不能克服事实 他必须去交谈 but couldn't get over the fact that he would have to talk.
[GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING]
我们要出发了 和Rudolph 就在这里 去看圣诞老人 And we're off, with Rudolph, right here, to see Santa.
And Donner, and Vixen...
And Blitzen and Nixon...
[SILENT NIGHT BELLS DINGING]
看看这里 多漂亮 Look at this. It's beautiful.
旁白：安静的夜晚提醒Charlotte 身体的一部分 NARRATOR: Silent Night reminded Charlotte of a part of herself
现在不自觉地失去控制 that now felt inescapably out of her grasp.
她唱着颂歌 转移她在想念那个人的事实… She caroled to deflect the fact that she missed that person...
和Sam一样 as much as Sam did.
♪ All is bright
♪ Brown young virgin
♪ Mother and child... ♪ [CLEARING THROAT]
怎么了？ What?
真的吗？ 你认为这歌是关于一个棕色的年轻处女？ Really? You think it's a song about a brown young virgin?
她的母亲和孩子 And her mother and her child.
哦上帝 Oh, my God.
我没有写这首歌Charlotte I didn't write the song, Charlotte.
听着 Sam 我曾是音乐老师 Look, Sam, I was a music teacher.
丰满 那就是这样 她是一位丰满的年轻处女 Round. That's what it is. She's a round young virgin.
是的 好多了 很有圣诞节气氛 Yeah, it's much better. Very Christmassy.
哦 是的 Oh! Oh. Yes.
别担心 我们在继续走 Don't worry. We're going.
我们出发喽 下一站 哪里？ Off we go. Next stop, where?
去看那个 唯一的 圣诞老人 To see the one, the only, Santa.
[BOTH CHEERING]
和圣诞老人的助手部队 And Santa's army of helpers.
是的 是圣诞老人的兄弟们 CHARLOTTE: Right. SAM: It's Santa's brothers.
SAM: Anta, Janta, Mylanta...
[CAMERA CLICKING]
[CRYING]
[BOTH CRYING]
[SCREAMING]
[CRYING]
哥们 看看那个 他们… ELEANOR: Oh, man, look at that. They...
我喜欢那个时刻 人们那么不约束 那么随意 I love moments where people are so unchecked, so unselfconscious.
[CHUCKLES]
我知道 这很可笑 我喜欢观察人们 I know. It's ridiculous. I like watching people.
我只是喜欢那时刻 I just love that moment when
脸上充满表情 a face floods with feeling.
哦 我明白了 我的确明白 Oh, I get it. I do.
好的 All right.
去游泳？ 嗯 Hit the pool? Mm-hmm.
是的 哦上帝 Yeah. Oh, God.
你去哪里？ Bailey？ Where'd you go? Bailey?
Bailey? 哦 上帝 感谢上帝 Bailey? Oh, God, thank God.
我以为你走了 那是非常有效的迷彩服 I thought you were gone. That is very effective camo.
好吧 All right.
你一直想参军吗？ Did you always want to join the army?
哦 说来话长 Uh, it's a long story.
哦 Oh.
父亲在部队？ Father in the military?
嗯 Mm-hmm.
短的故事 事实上 Short story, really. [LAUGHS]
这曾是正确的决定 It was the right thing to do.
嘿 我很敬仰的 Hey, I admire it.
我不能想象让我的生活冒险 I can't imagine putting my life on the line for anything.
万一我错了呢？ What if I was wrong?
那份确定性 很有趣 That certainty, that's amazing.
Thank you. In like a… 谢谢 就像…
热爱公司 信任政府 卖力一样 corporate-loving, government-trusting, gung-ho kind of way.
Uh-huh.
作为反对你的不信任 As opposed to your mistrusting,
副业拥抱 被动的方式 sideline-hugging, passive sort of way.
对的 是的 Right. Yeah.
你离开你家人怎么感受？ How does your family feel about you leaving?
他们很开心 我的人生终于完整了 They're happy I'm finally getting my life together.
哦 Oh.
是的 他们一直没见过我当我像… Yeah. They haven't seen me since I looked like...
这样时 This.
[GASPS]
哦 喔 Oh, wow!
完全变样了 That's an extreme transformation!
真不可思议 我能留着吗？ That's incredible. Can I keep this?
我要留着这个 喔！ I'm going to need to keep this. Wow!
[GOD REST YE MERRY, GENTLEMEN PLAYING]
你觉得像个机器人有多久了？ EMMA: How long have you felt robotic?
我没有 I don't.
我明白 那么你认为你和你的感觉有联系？ I see, so you believe you're in touch with your feelings then?
是的 全部吗？ Yes. Both of them?
明显 Apparently...
我 I...
在人际关系表达方面有困难 have trouble expressing myself in relationships.
你几岁了？ How old are you?
刚到40 I just turned 40.
你的性生活如何？ And, uh, how's your sex life?
你的性生活如何？ How's your sex life?
我有性生活 好吗？但是… I have sex with people, okay? But...
但你没有感情投入？ But you don't connect emotionally?
你最害怕什么？ And what's your biggest fear?
我不想最终孤独 I don't want to end up alone.
同性恋 And gay.
什么？ What?
你已经40了 你还单身 You're 40, you're single.
别人和你睡觉？ People sleep with you?
你是认真的吗？ Are you serious?
你是同性恋吗？ 不是 Are you gay? No!
只是在床上 Only in bed.
你好吗 爷爷？ You all right, Grandpa?
是的 很棒 从来没这么好过 Yes, yes, exceptional. Never better.
事情怎么样了？ How did it go?
很棒 从来没这么好过 Exceptional Never better.
那就是不好？ That bad?
是的 我该做什么呢？ Yeah, what the hell am I going to do?
我必须在年前找份工作 I got to find a job by the new year.
你不必在年前找份工作 You don't have to find a job by the new year,
那是个模糊的截止日期 that's an arbitrary deadline.
你可以在1月11日找 You can find it January 11th,
也可以3月17日找 没什么区别 March 17th, it makes no difference.
我会借给你钱 I'll lend you the money.
我不想成为那家伙 I don't want to be that guy.
我喜欢那家伙 他很好 I like that guy, he's a very fine guy.
现在 我们为Charlotte买点啥？ Now then, what shall we get Charlotte?
一品红或一品红？ Poinsettias or poinsettias?
一品红怎样？ How about poinsettias?
好主意 Good idea.
我来买 我会处理 I got it, I'll take care of it.
没事 不 不 我来买 That's all right. No, no, I got it.
我来买 我来买 I got it. I got it!
让我...我来买这该死的花 Let me... I got the god damned flowers!
那你买这花 You get the flowers.
$8.99.
我把那个给还你 I'll get that back for you.
Hank 你不必瞒着家里 Hank, you don't have to hide this from your family.
他们是你家人 They're your family.
我不想一早毁了圣诞节 I don't want to ruin Christmas for Morn.
那就告诉Angie 她会理解如果赡养费迟到的话 Well, then tell Angie. She will understand if the alimony is late.
不 我是个婚姻的失败者 我拒绝成为离婚的失败者 No, I was a failure at marriage. I refuse to be a failure at divorce.
你不是失败者 一些婚姻有保质期 仅此而已 You're not a failure. Some marriages have a shelf life, that's all.
但是你和Angie从不快乐 But you and Angie were never happy.
Angie总是因为没有而担惊受怕 Angie was always looking over her shoulder for what she didn't have.
FOMO.
唯恐错过 FOMO? Fear of missing out.
我们总是为这吵架 We fought about it all the time.
听着 我理解 那有历史的 Look, I understand. There's history there,
你们曾是高中情侣 you were high school sweethearts.
不 那是… No, that...
那不是真的 That's not true.
我们不是高中情侣 那是家庭小说 We were not sweethearts. That is family fiction.
我们曾是实验室拍档 We were lab partners.
我们一起解剖老鼠 We dissected rats together.
后来莫名其妙的出现 Then, out of nowhere...
在Travis Howard屋乐队排练时 Angie扑向我 band practice at Travis Howard's house, Angie pounced on me...
此时“My Sharona”歌曲正在播放 while My Sharona was playing.
我刚唱到“My, my, my, my”然后嘭！ 结束 I got as far as [SINGS] My, my, my, my, and then, boom! Done.
我成了爸爸 同一天我生物课考砸了 I became a dad, same day I failed Biology.
听着 别让这一刻定义你整个人生 Listen, don't let this one moment define your entire life.
我从心里告诉你这个 I'm telling you this from the heart now.
Angie谈话时 她嚼嘴 Angie talks while she chews with her mouth wide open!
就像消防员的水管 It's like a fireman's hose.
那是她的个性 It speaks of her character.
他比我的Edna姑姑还糟糕 She's worse than my Aunt Edna.
听着 Hank 我有小孩时 就像你一样 Look, Hank, I had kids young, just like you did.
我在养育自己的同时必须抚养他们 I had to raise them while I was still raising myself.
相信我 这是你伟大生活的一个小篇章 Trust me, this is one small chapter in your great, big life.
出去 永不退缩 Go out and get some!
永不退缩？ 永不退缩 Just get some? Get some.
这事情是… It's... The thing is...
是的 Yes?
你只是一直和Angie在一起？ You've only been with Angie?
是的 就是那样 嗯 Yes, that is the thing. Mm-hmm.
这是一个可解决的问题 This is solvable. This is a solvable problem.
我们想远离家人是否很混蛋 Doesn't it suck how we can want to run from our families,
但同时也让他们觉得你很厉害？ but impress them at the same time?
我只是对自己的失望 I just disappoint mine.
我想面对他们失望的那个状态 I think the build up to facing their disappointment
是最糟糕的部分 is actually the worst part.
我称它为“Anticappointment” Anticappointment, I call it.
我不能面对“Anticappointment” I can't face the anticappointment.
那是你为什么躲避他们的原因吗？ Is that why you're avoiding them?
我只是讨厌假日 I just hate the holidays.
我讨厌把我正在做的 I hate having to reduce everything I'm doing
调到最小音量然后再反击 down to a sound byte and then defend it.
我只是… And I just...
我讨厌倒回去每个人怎样看我 I hate reverting back to how everyone saw me.
也许你该参军的 是的 Maybe you should join the army. Yeah.
你害怕吗？ Are you scared?
不 No.
这个 Here.
拿着 Take that.
来点“Nina Simone”如何？ How about a little Nina Simone?
[TO LOVE SOMEBODY PLAYING]
[INAUDIBLE]
旁白：即使他知道以后再也不会遇到她 NARRATOR: Even though he knew he would never see her again,
Joe会一直记着这美妙的时刻 Joe would always remember this amazing moment,
只会在他的脑海里发生 that only happened in his mind.
你知道吗 Madison? You know what, Madison?
你真的能够在这里看到北极 Guess what, you can really see the North Pole from up here.
你知道那个？ Did you know that?
这是你老爸最喜欢的地方！ This is your daddy's favorite place in the whole wide world!
[GASPS]
3个人 红色滑道 麻烦你 Three for the red lane, please.
你知道 或者我们可以 You know, or maybe what we could do is
和Fishy姑姑一道喝一杯热可可 we could join Aunt Fishy for a nice cup of hot cocoa.
多美的风景 太好玩了 我们走 What a wonderful view. This was so much fun. Let's go.
得了 我们又不是那她从加农炮打出去 Oh, come on. We're not shooting her out of a cannon.
你过去老爱玩这个了 You used to love those.
你的冒险精神去哪了？ Where is your sense of adventure?
埋葬在一本好书里了？ 不！ Buried in a good book? No!
我没有 你才是… 那只是个笑话 I am not, you are... That's just ridiculous!
加油 Madison 我们走 我们展示给他看看 Come on, Madison. Let's just go. We're gonna show him.
好玩又容易 对吗 亲爱的？ Nice and easy does it, right, sweetheart?
[MOTOR REWING]
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
[ALL YELLING]
每次回家 我就被告知没有恋爱不太要紧的 Every time I go home, I'm told it's so okay that I am not in a relationship.
不太要紧 It's so okay.
那么 你为什么觉得不太要紧？ So, how come you're not?
你为什么觉得不太要紧？ How come you're not?
谁说我不要紧 Who says I'm not?
哦 Oh.
哦 Ooh.
我不要紧 I'm not.
是的 我只是想看看你的反应如果我认为要紧 Yeah, I just wanted to see your reaction if you thought I was.
好 那你呢？ Okay, Are you?
我不知道 有点吧 I don't know. Sort of.
他不能放弃假日 He couldn't get away for the holidays.
监狱吗？ Prison?
他和他妻子一起 He's with his wife.
[LAUGHS]
哦 Oh.
是的 Yeah.
是的 那些事情不是你想要 Yeah, that's not the kind of thing you'd want
和你父母分享的 对吗？ to share with mom and dad, huh?
是的 我不喜欢吹牛 No, I don't like to brag.
等等 听着 Wait, look.
我不信婚姻 I don't believe in marriage,
好吗？爱终将逝去 okay? Love fades.
是的 然后？ Yeah, so?
每次发泄 就结束了关系 Every time a face floods, that's over a new relationship.
对吗？ 不 Right? No.
别那么做 别把我吐给我 Don't do that. Don't throw me up to me.
你认识任何快乐的夫妻吗？ Do you even know any happily married people?
是的 我父母 Yeah, my parents.
你知道我担心的是 I mean, you know what I'm worried about,
我从未去打算去发掘他们有什么 is that I'm never going to find what they have.
我担心的是我会去挖掘 I'm worried that I will.
在我们离开家的那一刻 我父母的婚姻爆炸了 The second we left the house, my parents' marriage imploded.
现在他们一直吵架 They fight all the time now.
我们家也是 So do mine.
你刚说他们快乐 You just said they were happy.
那是激情 Passionate.
丑陋 诚实 Ugly. Honest.
心碎 Heartbreaking.
那么 他是谁？ 什么？ So, who was he? What?
那个让你头脑混乱的家伙 一定是某个人 对吧？ This guy that messed with your head. I mean it's got to be somebody right?
否则你不会为一个已婚的家伙停留 Otherwise, you wouldn't settle for a married guy.
你认为他会为你离开妻子 You think he's going to leave his wife for you?
没有 那不可能发生 Nope. That was never on the table.
另外 我们生活在不同州 And, besides, we live in different states.
那很好 That's good.
不会让你浪费生活 对吗？ Wouldn't want to go wasting your life, right?
你知道什么事浪费生活？ You want to know what's a waste of a life?
一个新剃的胭脂鱼发型的万事通 A know-it-all with a freshly shaved mullet,
拍拍制服 以为那会给他道德高地 who slaps on a uniform and thinks it gives him the moral high ground.
实际上 他是在为了取悦他父亲拿生活冒险 When, really, he's just risking his life to please his dad.
祝你好运 Best of luck.
你妈妈知道吗？ EMMA: Does your mother know?
她早就知道了 She knew before I did.
你怎么知道？ How do you know?
听着 如果难以启齿 Listen, if it's hard to talk about,
也许有个角色扮演可以让你释然 maybe a little role-play can free you up.
我当你妈妈 你还是你 I could play your mom and you be you.
嘿 亲爱的 Hi, sweetie!
嘿 妈妈 Hi, Morn.
停 你做得不对 Stop. You're not doing you right.
什么？ What?
你还不是机器人 You're not a robot yet.
你还是个小孩 You're still a little kid.
我是你 你是妈妈 I'll be you, you be Mom.
嘿 妈妈 今天是学校的职业体验日 Hi, Mom. It was career day at school.
Odell说他想成为像他爸一样的足病医生 And Odell said that he wanted to be a podiatrist like his dad.
我说 我想… And I said, I wanted to be...
Percy谈话时别那么多手势 Percy, don't gesture so much when you talk.
Kenisha说她想… Well, Kenisha said that she wanted to...
Percy 别晃你的头 Percy, stop tilting your head.
Percy 脚分开站好 Percy, stand with your legs apart.
Percy 别大笑 Percy, don't smile so big.
我说 我想成为… I said that I wanted to be...
探索者 An explorer.
现在你穿着“不准进入”的标牌在你胸口 And now you wear a Do not enter sign across your chest.
你不可能是同性恋 你是个刻板的男人 You couldn't be a gay man, so you became a stereotype of a man.
哦 这太难受了 Oh, it's so sad.
那些我们童年时期做的事情 The things we do in our childhood,
只是为了适应 像成人一样有距离 just to fit in, make us stand apart as adults.
残酷的事实是 当我被问到长大后想做什么时 Cold, hard truth is, when I was asked what I wanted to be when I grew up,
我永远不会说 孤独 I never said, alone.
你有三个10你岁的孩子还会孤独吗？ You feel alone with three teenagers?
哦 他们 不 我撒谎了 我没有孩子 Oh, them. No. I lied. I don't have any kids.
我都没有丈夫 什么？ I don't even have a husband. What?
是的 我知道你会想 Yeah. I knew you'd think, She's alone,
她已经不年轻了 当然她会吞下一枚胸针 she's not getting any younger. Of course she'd swallow a brooch.
我对你敞开心扉 而你却撒谎 I opened up to you and you lied to me.
不 那是在你敞开心扉之前撒的谎 No, I lied before you opened up.
现在我没有撒谎 I would never lie to you now.
这次逮捕的对话到此结束 The conversation part of this arrest is over.
[SAM AND CHARLOTTE LAUGHING]
CHARLOTTE: What?
什么？ What?
你下山时的那个尖叫 That scream you made, coming down the hill.
[CHARLOTTE LAUGHING]
那个是Whitehead的孩子？ Is that the Whitehead kid?
我们过去常叫他Schnozzle那个？ The one we used to call Schnozzle?
快 快 他叫什么？ Quick, quick, what was his name?
“淘哥儿” 别说了 “淘哥儿” Skippy. Don't say. Skippy.
哦 到了 哦 CHARLOTTE: Oh, here. Oh.
嘿 你们带我去mall吗？ Hey. Think you can drop me at the mall?
上车 好的 Get in. All right.
谢谢 Thanks.
真的 他叫什么？我记不起来了 CHARLOTTE: Seriously, what's his name? I can't remember.
SAM: Schnozington.
哦 Oh.
到后面去 Rags SAM: Get in the back, Rags.
你妈妈知道你搭车出去吗？ CHARLOTTE: Does your mom know you're out hitchhiking?
不 当她发现我在车里抽大麻后把车钥匙拿走了 No, she took my keys away when she caught me with pot in the car.
那 Well...
什么？ What?
那就像我们喝醉酒一样 Charlotte It's not like we never got stoned, Charlotte.
我们是60年代人 We grew up in the '60s.
我们是60年代人？ [LAUGHS] You grew up in the '60s?
酷 Cool!
听到了吗 Charlotte？ 什么？ Hear that, Charlotte? What?
Schnozzle Whitehead认为我们很酷 Schnozzle Whitehead thinks we're cool.
[SNICKERS]
等等 你刚才叫我什么？ Wait. What did you call me?
[BOTH MUMBLING]
我们以前经常…那个时髦的 Yeah we used to... It was groovy.
们逛了逛 去了音乐会 We knocked around. We went to concerts.
Charlotte遇见了Bob Dylan Charlotte met Bob Dylan.
真的吗？ 他像什么呢？ Are you serious? What was he like?
不 我只见过他几秒钟 No, I only met him for a couple of seconds.
Till security dragged you off of him.
你们是嬉皮士？ 是的 Were you guys hippies? Yeah!
不 你什么意思 不？ No. What do you mean, No?
哦 上帝 Oh. My God!
她以前常在聚会上演讲 She used to speak at rallies,
在很多人面前 你该听听她讲的 in front of anybody. You should have heard her.
不 那只是我想通过麦克风试音 No, it's just that I liked how loud my voice sounded
没什么大不了的 over the microphone. It's nothing at all.
不 你很勇敢 哥们 你有激情 Oh, no. You were fearless, man, you had passion.
我根本不记得了 I don't remember much of that at all.
你记得那天吗？ You don't remember that day?
不 No.
真的？ Really?
[FOLK MUSIC PLAYING]
很久以前 当… That was a long time ago, when...
那是我们的… That was our...
第一次 嗯？ first time, huh?
你出的主意 到树林里去 Your idea to go up in the woods.
那不是我的主意 我跟着你 是跟着你 That was not. I followed you, I did.
不 是我跟着你 Oh, no, I followed you.
我一直注视着你 SAM: I couldn't take my eyes off you.
是的 你那狗狗也一样 CHARLOTTE: Yeah, neither could your dog.
谁能怪它呢? Who could blame him?
那么可以让我在这里下车 You can just let me out here.
如果你们方便的话 If you want.
好的 这里不错 Right here is good, actually.
[FOLK MUSIC CONTINUES]
[GIRL OF THE NORTH COUNTRY PLAYING]
听着 我越线了 Look, I crossed the line.
对不起 好的 I'm sorry. All right.
我有点强势 I came on a little strong.
不 我不应该说那些的 那是“出言不逊” No, I shouldn't have said that. That was below the belt.
我不会原谅自己 都是我的过错 好吗？ I wouldn't let it go. It's on me. All right?
是的 是你的错 It's true. It is your fault.
你完全是个“贱货” You're a total hussy.
听着 有些事会发生… Look, sometimes things happen...
而你完全不期望会 when you're not even looking for it.
他告诉你了？ 是的 He tell you that? Yeah.
很好 Great.
嘿 我会爱上像你这样漂亮的某个人 Hey, I would love to have fallen for someone as presentable as you.
好吗？ 相信我 Okay? Trust me.
不 你想爱上我只是因为我马上要离开了 No. You just want to fall for me because you know I'm leaving.
你总是说些乡村歌词吗？ Do you always speak in country lyrics?
[BOTH LAUGH]
有点… Well, it's been, um...
疲惫不堪 是的 Exhausting. Yeah.
[BOTH LAUGH]
祝你… Have a good...
是的 你也是 Yeah, you too.
我想新的一年你多想想对你有好处 I'll think good thoughts for you in the new year.
喔 你好像成我妈了 Oh, wow! You sound exactly like my mom.
酷 [LAUGHING] Cool.
我有4个妹妹 所以 I have four sisters, so...
我就像任何人的妈妈 I can sound like anyone's mom.
哦 我妈妈会喜欢你 Oh, well, mine would love you.
不管怎样 要再见了 Anyway, bye
是的 Yup.
跟着我吧 什么？ Come with me. What?
听着 我知道你不认识我 你也不知道是否喜欢我 但是… Look, I know you don't know me, you're not even sure if you like me, but...
做我男票 嗯… be my boyfriend. Uh...
听着 我应付不了那表情 Listen, I can't deal with that look on their faces again.
好吗？只做我一晚男票 Okay? Just be my boyfriend for one night.
哦 不可能 我们要做什么？ Oh, no way. What are you going to do?
要到明天早上才会有航班 There's no flights until morning.
这样子 你计划独自过圣诞节 Look at this, you're just going to spend Christmas by yourself,
在Wetzel's Pretzels吃圣诞晚餐？ eating dinner at Wetzel's Pretzels?
好的 好 不！那很疯狂 你正在被利用 All right. Okay, stop! That's crazy. You're being deployed.
你会有一顿疯狂 全力以赴 家常晚餐 You deserve a crazy, pull out all the stops, home-cooked meal
我向你保证 and I can guarantee you that.
你会使我父母开心的 You would make my parents so happy.
说真的 那不应该是圣诞节该做的？ I mean, really, isn't it the Christian thing to do?
好的 好的 但是… Okay, well, fine, but...
只是个善意的谎言 是的 It involves a tiny white lie, yes.
但是一个让人舒心的谎言 But a lie that provides comfort.
而且非常完美因为你即将去战场 And it's really perfect because you are going to war.
那是双赢 And, you know, that's a win-win.
我只是… I'm just...
[PEOPLE GIGGLING]
对不起 Sorry.
喔 Wow.
那是某种美妙的时刻 That is, kind of, a beautiful moment.
听着 嘿 Look, hey
我们需要弄明白的是 All we would have to figure out
我们在一起多久了 is how long we've been together.
你叫什么？ And what your name is.
我给你… CHARLIE: I just got you...
今天是圣诞节 所以 我给你檞寄生 It's Christmas, so, I got you a mistletoe!
[LAUGHS]
好差劲 不管怎样 我很笨 It's lame, whatever, I'm stupid.
旁白：以前从没有过法式接吻 NARRATOR: Never having French-kissed before,
Charlie觉得Lauren的舌头在他嘴里 Charlie felt Lauren's tongue in his mouth
他在想她是否癫痫发作了 and he thought she was having an epileptic seizure.
当他意识到她没有时 When he realized she wasn't,
他的心开始翱翔 his heart began to soar.
商城警察Francis思量着是否要打破这对年轻伴侣 Francis, the mall cop, contemplated breaking up the young couple,
不是因为接吻 而是因为他们做得实在太糟糕了 not because they were kissing, but because they were doing it so badly.
但是 在他要行动时 不知道为什么 But, before he could, not knowing why,
Francis每次在檞寄生下面的亲吻闪现在他眼前 every kiss Francis had under a mistletoe flashed before his eyes
就像圣诞节礼物 like a Christmas gift.
啊哦 Ugh.
走开！走开！ Get out! Get out of here!
对不起 Sorry.
Boo.
你有病吗 Lauren？你不那么混账吧 What's your problem, Lauren? You're not such a dog.
你在这里和这个混蛋约会？ What are you doing hanging out with this pus-face here?
闭嘴 Brady 哦 Shut up, Brady. BRADY: Ooh.
你要让你女票像这样和我说话吗？ You're going to let your girlfriend talk to me like that,
讨厌鬼？ 娘娘腔？ Blisters? Huh, pussy?
你妈没教过你用除臭剂吗？ Mommy ever teach you about deodorant?
他闻起来没有那么臭，好吗？ He doesn't smell that bad, okay?
你有一点点味道 但没那么臭 You smell a little bit, but not that bad.
我臭吗？ I smell?
我老远就闻到了 BRADY: I can smell you halfway across the mall.
你远离我哥哥 You leave my brother alone!
哦 是吗？试试看 Oh, yeah? Make me.
[YELLS]
太棒了！ Yes!
跑！ Run!
旁白：这是Bo希望可以给他的朋友们讲好几年的故事 NARRATOR: This was the story Bo would tell his friends for years.
现在 真实发生的是 Now, what really happened.
[GRUNTS] [SCREAMS]
[THUD]
旁白：他的救他哥哥的任务被突然打断 NARRATOR: His mission to rescue his brother abruptly terminated,
Bo坐着两手空空 Bo sat empty handed,
沉思者他失败的灾难性后果 contemplating the cataclysmic consequences of his failure.
[LITTLE DRUMMER BOY PLAYING]
我们那里碰到认识的？ Okay, we met where?
机场酒吧 太蹩脚了 Airport bar. Too trashy.
在我做志愿者那里认识的如何？ Okay, how about where I do volunteer work?
好 你在那里做志愿者？ Okay, where do you volunteer?
我没有 但我一直想做 I don't. But I've always wanted to.
现在我不必了 Now I don't have to.
我想只谈论志愿者不靠谱 Yeah, I don't think just talking about volunteering counts.
很确定这靠谱的 Pretty sure it does.
好的 你从没提及我如何解释呢？ Okay, how come you never mentioned me?
你是共和党人 You're a Republican.
见到他第一面 我就想 When I first saw him, I thought...
这不会成功的 this is never going to work.
但是 他很勇敢 But, he was brave.
她呢… She was...
胆大 plucky.
[LAUGHS]
他用了单词“胆大” He uses words like, plucky.
那笑声 That laugh.
我第一次听到 我就被俘虏了 First time I heard it, I was floored.
他那么敞开心扉 某种程度上我永远做不到 He was open in a way that I never could be.
我甚至被他的信念折服 I wasn't even put off by his faith.
我想那是某种狂热 I actually thought it was kinda hot.
她在说进化的整个时间 The whole time she talked about evolution,
我想 I wondered...
摸摸她的脖子会是什么感觉 what it would be like to touch her neck.
你有很漂亮的脖子 You have a great neck.
哦 Oh.
我喜欢他伤感时摸摸下嘴唇 I like the way he touches his lower lip when he's feeling vulnerable.
我没有那样做的 像这样 I don't do that. Like this.
我没有那样做的 是的 I don't do that. Yeah.
我想知道的亲吻那嘴唇会是什么感觉 I wondered what it would d be like to kiss that lip.
真的？ 不 Really? No.
但是 那是我要告诉我妈的 她一定相信 But, that's what I'm going to say to my mom and she's gonna eat it up.
好的 All right.
太好玩了 So good.
在我见到她之前 我… Before I saw her, I...
并不信一见钟情 didn't believe in love at first sight.
原以为这是胡扯 Thought it was bullshit.
而当我看到这个… And then I saw this...
忘了她是多么美丽的鲁莽女孩 reckless girl who had forgotten how beautiful she was,
我想 and I thought,
我想如果能够每天醒来就看到那张脸 I thought if I could wake up every day and look into that face,
我愿意做任何事情 I could get through anything.
而你… And you...
就站在她边上 were standing right next to her.
[LAUGHS]
[CAROL OF THE BELLS PLAYING]
我以为你和你女儿一起晚餐？ I thought you were having dinner with your daughters?
你打算坏了你的味口 You're going to ruin your appetite.
我想去 I'm trying to.
蔓越莓搅得我心烦 Cranberries get on my nerves.
我不想我们最后的对话 I didn't want our last conversation
被记住成为“最后的对话” to be remembered as our last conversation.
你想吃点什么 Order whatever you want.
记在账上 算我圣诞节送你的礼物 It's on the house. It's my Christmas gift to you.
当我年轻一点的时候 我在一间餐厅干过一阵子 When I was younger, I worked in a restaurant for a while.
如果一个难看的人进来 我会给他免费的甜点 And if an ugly person came in, I would often give him a free dessert.
我想自己很特别 And I thought of myself as being really special for...
对难看的人也服务很好 treating the uglies well.
我所做的不是像你说得 It's not what I'm doing.
很高兴听到你这样说 I'm happy to hear it.
我给你拿些派 I'll get you some pie.
[DOOR CLOSES]
Ruby 听着 BUCKY: Ruby? Listen...
你不是懦夫 You're not a coward.
你是懦夫的反面 You're the opposite of a coward.
你很勇敢 漂亮 大方 心胸宽大 You're brave and you're beautiful and generous and big hearted.
能让我们有点隐私吗？ Can we have a minute's privacy here, please?
谢谢 Thank you.
所有那些痛苦的 All that sadness.
那些就像你陷入错误生活的感觉 That feeling like you've landed in the wrong life.
每个人都会经历 Ruby Everybody feels that way, Ruby.
这些只会变成趣闻轶事 It's all just going to become an anecdote.
你还不知道那些 Ruby 但是 You don't know that yet, Ruby, but...
你是出色的 you're grand...
你就像出色的钢琴 You're like a grand piano...
被一群小玩具钢琴包围 树立在… around a bunch of little toy pianos and uprights...
谢谢 但… Thank you. But...
你是那出色的钢琴 you're the grand piano.
旁白：那短暂的一刻 NARRATOR: And for a brief moment,
时间是他们的朋友 time was their friend,
Ruby看到了Bucky内心的感受 as Ruby saw Bucky the way he felt inside.
你知道为什么我每天来这里？ Do you know why I came here every day?
有时候一天两次 Twice a day, sometimes.
那样我就可以看到你 So I could see you.
只是为了看到你… Just to see you...
那样就可以在你周围 So I could be around you.
现在我又必须说再见了 Now I have to say goodbye again.
[SNIFFING]
我有一种恐惧就是我是个骗子 ELEANOR: I have a fear that I am an impostor.
我的第一次演出得到了极大关注 My first play got a lot of attention.
所以 基本上我在19岁时到达了顶峰 So, basically I peaked at 19.
我也害怕安静 I also have a fear of silence.
我知道 I know.
是的 Okay, yeah.
我是个诵读困难者 I'm dyslexic,
所以 当我长大时我想我是个笨蛋 so, when I was growing up, I thought I was just stupid.
我有个妹妹 I had a sister.
她出生时心脏不好 She was born with a weak heart.
所以 So...
有时候我想我不讨人喜爱的 Sometimes I think I might be unlovable.
我听到自己非常努力想变得有趣 I hear myself trying so hard to be funny.
我想你很有趣 因为你痛苦 I think you're funny, 'cause you're sad.
[CHILDREN SCREAMING]
Percy？ 我坦白 Percy? I confess.
我做了 我拿了那胸针 Okay, I did it. I took the brooch.
我做了 I did.
我知道 I know.
给我姐姐的 For my sister.
我只是一直斤斤计较 I was just being small and petty.
我总是在衡量我得到了多少爱和关注 I'm always measuring out how much love and attention I'm getting
然后以同样的数量给回别人 and then giving back just exactly what I think I got.
就像我以为我会被骗一样 Like I think I'm gonna be gypped in some way.
是什么会让一个人那样做 你能告诉我吗？ What makes a person behave like that, can you tell me?
一个成年人 A grown person.
三个孩子？ And the three kids?
那不是谎话 It wasn't a lie.
那是希望 It was a wish.
旁白：当她听到自己大声说出来 NARRATOR: As she heard herself say it aloud,
Emma记起了她开始觉得平庸的那个时刻 Emma remembered the moment she began to feel unremarkable.
那是她第一次妒忌姐姐 It was the first time she felt jealous of her sister,
那个她一直爱着和尊敬的姐姐 who she always loved and looked up to,
直到她不能忍受 until she couldn't live up to.
[THUMPING]
[THUD]
Emma告诉过自己那只是个事故 Emma had told herself it was just an accident,
然而不知怎么今天 and yet somehow today,
Emma早知那不是事故 Emma knew it wasn't.
还有 我妈妈还有个妹妹 So, my mom has one sister,
Emma 她总是迟到 Emma, she's always late.
她们的父亲是Bucky Their dad is Bucky.
我爸的姑姑也会在那里 Fishy姑姑 And my dad's aunt will be there, Aunt Fishy.
别问 没人知道为什么我们这么叫她 Don't ask. Nobody knows why we call her that.
你哥叫Hank And your brother is Hank,
他的孩子是Charlie, Madison和Bo Joshua 昵称 Maddie和BJ and his kids are Charlie, Madison and Bo Joshua, Maddie and BJ.
BJ（和Blow Job口交一样写法） [LAUGHS] BJ.
什么样的父母会给他们孩子取名BJ What kind of a parent is gonna name their kid BJ?
他们会是识破我的 They're gonna see right through me.
哦 不 他们会喜欢你 Oh, no, they're gonna love you.
只要别提控枪法案 妇女权利 或者宗教 Just don't mention gun control, women's rights, or religion.
那为何不告诉他们我不会说英语呢？ Why don't you just tell them I don't speak English?
不 我只是不想让他们以为我在和狭隘的出生阴谋论者约会 No, I just don't want them to think I'm dating some narrow-minded birther.
整个你跟我回家 是因为我太让他们失望了 The whole point of you coming home with me is so I disappoint them.
哦 不 别介意 Whoa. No, don't take it personally.
他们评判很随意的 They are liberally judgmental.
听着 我们有了计划 让我们照着去做吧 Look, we have a plan, let's just stick to it.
你怎么会求着我跟你回家 How come you begged me to come home with you,
如果我是狭隘的出生阴谋论者 if I'm such a narrow-minded disappointment?
不 你误会了 No, you misunderstood me...
也许是你误会了自己 Maybe you misunderstood you.
当然 你那么敞开心扉 那怎么可能？ Of course, you're so open-minded, how is that even possible?
是吗？ 嘿 Right? Hey,
冷静 calm down,
拿出男人的样子 让我们去骗我父母 man up, and let's lie to my parents.
好吗？ Okay?
见鬼 撒谎对你来说很容易 Damn, lying comes easy to you.
[BUCKETS OF RAIN PLAYING]
[BELT CLINKING]
Oh!
[SLAM]
对不起 Sorry.
[THUD]
Charlotte过来 Charlotte, come with me.
Sand...
如果我们放弃所有 所有干扰 If we just got away from everything, all the distractions,
孩子们 我们也许有机会 the kids, we might have a shot.
这里我提供最后尝试 I'm giving this one last try here.
如果在这里我们不能找到我们自己 If we can't find ourselves here...
那么我们如何去找到自己在 how're we going to find ourselves
某个我们想去非洲的破旧梦乡中 on some worn out dream we had of a trip to Africa.
那不仅仅是个梦乡 It's so much more than a trip and you know that.
30年来我一直让步 For 30 years I've given us a pass,
因为你承诺过 because you promised,
一旦我退休 你会为我们做这件事 once I retired, you would do this for us.
然后就搬出去？ And moving out is for us?
不 那是我们的旅行 No the trip is for us,
因为我们彼此都隐形了 because we've become invisible to each other.
现在？ 你想去？ Now? You want to go now?
什么 在孩子们都乱作一团时？ What, with everything that's going on with the kids?
他们已经不是孩子了 They're not kids anymore!
那并不妨碍 That doesn't stop!
别背对着我 Charlotte Don't turn your back on me, Charlotte.
我要去弄那见鬼的色拉 I am going to make the dump salad.
旁白：问题是 他们都对 NARRATOR: The problem was, they both were right.
但关于旅行的争吵实际不是针对旅行 But the fight about the trip wasn't about the trip.
它是40多年点点滴滴小矛盾的累积 It was about the thousand microscopic hurts that accumulate over 40 years.
你不想陷入这些当中 You don't want to get into this,
我们正在其中 well, we are getting into this.
是的 你是个伟大的母亲 Yes, you are a wonderful mother.
但我们发生了什么？ But what happened to us?
我们以前常在起居室跳慢舞当孩子们睡着后 We used to slow dance in the living room when the kids went to sleep.
那对夫妻发生了什么？ What happened to that couple?
我都不知道你在说些什么 I don't even know what you're talking about.
你应该明白的 There ought to be a whole separate language for you.
等等 胡椒放哪里了？我把胡椒放到土豆泥了？ Wait, where's the pepper? Did I put the pepper in the mash potatoes here?
哦 Oh.
爸爸来过电话 他说会带一位朋友过来 Dad called, he said he's bringing a friend,
也许是位以前的学生 我不知道 probably an old student, I don't know.
不 Rags [EXCLAIMS] No, Rags!
哦 天哪 Rags Oh, my God! Rags!
Rags.
下来 Rags Get down, Rags.
好孩子 Good boy.
走 走 走 Rags Go on. Go on, go on, Rags.
[LAUGHING]
你在笑什么？ Why are you laughing?
我不知道我们如何 I don't understand how we're going to
过一个没有土豆泥的圣诞节 have Christmas without mashed potatoes.
Charlotte 这太有趣了 Charlotte, it's funny.
上帝 My God.
什么时候我们成了Alfred和Dizzy Ludwig? When did we become Alfred and Dizzy Ludwig?
你在说什么？ Who are you talking about?
最乏味 最没有活力的我父母认识的那对夫妻 The dullest, most lifeless couple my parents knew.
我不是在为40年的婚姻道歉 I'm not apologizing for 40 years of marriage.
我们养育了很棒的家人 We raised a spectacular family.
我们建设了一个美妙的家庭 We made a beautiful home...
现在你害怕离开它 And now you're afraid to leave it.
别说我害怕就像我真害怕似得 Stop saying I'm afraid like I'm afraid.
你恐惧 You are terrified.
你恐惧和我一起会孤独 如果我们之间没有孩子的话 You're terrified to be alone with me without a kid between us.
听着 孩子妈 Look, Mom.
你会恐惧 如果你把眼睛从孩子们身上离开一秒钟 You're terrified if you take your eyes off those kids for one second,
有些事会在你注视下发生 something will happen on your watch.
我了解你 I have known you
在我大半辈子里 很明显你根本不知道我是谁 for most of my life and clearly you have no idea who I am.
你说得对 You're right.
我们失去了彼此的轨道 养育孩子 We lost track of each other, raising the kids.
然后Lizzy死了 And then Lizzy died.
我们就后退 And we stepped back.
我们不断后退 And we kept stepping back,
直到感觉舒适 直到我们那样 until that was comfortable, until that was us.
为何你就那样认命了？ Why do you just accept that?
你有想过 Did you ever consider
那旅行不是我的梦乡？ that this trip is not my dream?
那是个旧的梦乡 It's an old dream.
是我20几岁时的梦乡 I was in my 20s.
对我已经没任何意义了 It has no meaning for me anymore.
那么就为我做吧 Then do it for me.
你要去哪里？ Where did you go?
你变得那么小了 You got so small.
我爱的姑娘已经不存在了 I'm in love with a girl that doesn't even exist anymore.
我就在这 I exist.
如果你想带着回忆旅行 If you want to go on a trip with a memory,
那么随便 走吧 then be my guest. Go ahead.
我会去的 很好 走 Well, I'm going. That's fine, go.
只要你走 CHARLOTTE: You just go.
某一天 上帝 我所期望的 One day, for God's sakes, that's all I asked for,
是某一天 was one day,
你所需要做的是再坚持12小时 all you had to do was hang in for another 12 hours
然后我们就结束 但是 不 你也必定会毁了这天 and then we'd be done, but, no, you have to ruin this day for me too.
你知道吗 你现在就可以走 Well, you know what, you can just leave now!
走 嘿 Just leave... Hi.
圣诞快乐 快乐… Merry Christmas. Happy...
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas.
妈 爸 这是Joe Mom, Dad, this is Joe.
嘿 Hi.
那个 Well...
我们订婚了 We're engaged.
[CHUCKLES]
上帝 Oh, God.
[INAUDIBLE]
[GOOD KING WENCESLAS PLAYING]
你咋回事？你在说什么 订婚？ What's wrong with you? What are you talking about, engaged?
男票是回事 但订婚完全是不同的故事 A boyfriend is one thing, but engaged is a completely different story.
我错了 I made a mistake.
你认为？ You think?
当我同意跟你来这里 When I agreed to come here with you,
整件事情太离谱了 this whole thing is way too insane.
好 现在是 订婚了？ Well, now it is. I mean, engaged?
你也许不相信全球变暖 You probably don't believe in global warming,
好吗？我不能嫁给你 对不起 但 求你了 okay? I could never marry you. I'm sorry, but, please.
为什么？ 因为我没准备要结婚？ Why? 'Cause I'm not already married?
哦 那很好 那很好 Oh, that's nice. That's nice.
你知道吗？我浪费了太多时间 You know what? I've wasted enough time.
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas.
不 Joe 等等 对不起 Joe 等等 No, Joe, wait. I'm sorry, Joe, one sec...
[SIGHS]
好吗？ 是的 Okay? Yeah.
嘿 亲爱的 恭喜你 CHARLOTTE: Hi, honey. Congratulations.
Joe去哪儿呢 Where's Joe?
哦 亲爱的 Oh. Honey?
[GLASS CLINKING]
妈妈 请 别装那张脸 ELEANOR: Mom, please, just don't make that face.
我发誓 如果我抬头看见你装那张脸 I swear to God, if I look up and you're making that face
我会发疯的 I'm gonna lose it.
但我没有 But I'm not making a face.
事实上 Charlotte 你有 Actually, Charlotte, you are.
Sam 这是我平常的脸 Sam this is my everyday face.
你就像这样 不 我… You're going like this. No, I'm...
我没有 I am not.
我是狮身人面像（斯芬克斯） 好吗？ Okay, I'll be a Sphinx, right?
明白了？ 嘿 亲爱的 See? Hi, honey.
哦 上帝 就是这样 Oh, God, there it is!
什么？ What?
现在 冷静下来 Now, Buttons, calm down.
冷静？ 真的吗 爸爸 冷静？ Calm down? Really, Dad, calm down?
没人会冷静如果被告知要冷静 Nothing makes people less calm than being told to calm down.
现在你在做那脸了 And now you're making that face.
爸爸 你和妈妈一样坏 Dad, you're just as bad as Mom.
[SIGHS]
亲爱的 Honey. Honey-bunny.
哦 上帝 别婆妈我了 Oh, God, please, stop mothering me.
但我是你妈 我关心你 But I am your mother and I feel for you.
不 你为我感到难过 No, you feel sorry for me.
你让我觉得我是让别人觉得难过的人 And you make me feel that I'm a person that people should feel sorry for.
那 但是你知道 嘿 That-But you know, hey,
没有Eleanor就不像是个圣诞节 it wouldn't be Christmas without Eleanor
来到家让每个人失望 coming home to disappoint everyone.
你没让人失望 ALL: You're not a disappointment.
好了 Right, okay.
让我提前给你圣诞礼物 Well, let me just give you your Christmas present early.
妈妈 爸爸 Mom, Dad,
Joe实际上是… Joe is actually...
个烟鬼 一个老烟鬼 a smoker. He is a chain-smoker.
是的 That's right.
只是戒不掉 Just can't seem to quit.
这很难 哦 那么… It's tough. SAM: Oh, well...
让我们干杯吧 You know what, this calls for a toast.
是的 香槟酒 香槟酒 Yeah. Bubbly, bubbly.
我还是酒鬼 喔 I'm an alcoholic. Wow.
[THUMP]
我在开玩笑的 是的 I'm just kidding. Yeah.
[SAM LAUGHING]
好一个段子手 Quite a kidder.
是的 只是忍不住 Yeah, just can't help it.
哦 试试看 嘿 Aw, try. Hey.
我们来了 We're here.
哦 妈妈？ 什么？ Oh, Mom? Yeah, what?
只是别再提订婚 好吗？ Just don't mention anything about the engagement, okay?
因为我们还没告诉Joe的父母 'Cause we haven't told Joe's parents yet.
好的 很好 好的 That's fine, that's good. Okay.
Charlie 你的脸怎样了？ Charlie, what happened to your face?
哦 他… Oh, he...
哦上帝 Oh, my God.
大家注意 这位是Joe Everyone, urn, this is Joe.
是的 Joe和Eleanor姑姑 And, yes... And Joe and your Aunt Eleanor
订婚了 are engaged.
Charlotte！ 什么？哦 上帝 Charlotte! What? Oh, my God.
妈妈 只是说漏了嘴 不知道咋回事 Mom. It just slipped out, I don't know.
对不起 我不知道… I'm sorry, I don't know what...
右手 橙色 AUNT FISHY: Right hand, orange,
左手 蓝色 and left hand, blue.
好的 是的 Okay, yes.
我右手拿着橙色 I got a right on orange.
我想我们10秒钟前说过了 I thought we just said it ten seconds ago.
[FAMILY PLAYING TWISTER]
[SNORTS]
[GUITAR STRUMMING]
[ANGELS WE HAVE HEARD ON HIGH PLAYING]
♪ Angels we have heard on high
♪ Sweetly swinging o'er the plains
♪ And the mountains in reply
♪ Echoing their joyous strains
♪ Gloria
♪ In Excelsis Deo
♪ Children, go where I send thee
♪ How shall I send thee?
♪ I'm gonna send thee three by three
♪ Three for the Hebrew children
♪ Two for Paul and Silas
♪ One for the itty-bitty baby
♪ Born, born, born in Bethlehem
Hey!
♪ Hava nagila, hava nagila
♪ Hava nagila ve-nis'mecha
[BARKING]
♪ Have yourself a merry little Christmas
♪ Let your heart be light
♪ Hang a shining star
♪ Upon the highest bow
♪ And have yourself
♪ A merry little Christmas
♪ Now ♪
CHARLOTTE: Wow.
圣诞快乐 Anyway, Merry Christmas, huh?
吻她 爷爷 哦上帝 Kiss her, Grandpa. Oh, my goodness.
Oh. [LAUGHING]
Oh, Bo. Oh, dear.
你该亲我 哦好的 You're suppose to kiss me. Oh, okay.
我们在这做啥？ What are we doing here?
是你停车的地方吗？ Is this where you left your car?
是的？ Yes?
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas.
谢谢你开车送我 Thanks for the ride.
如果我问你个问题 If I ask you a question,
你能如实回答吗？ would you answer me honestly?
试试看 Try me.
你真是精神科医生？ Are you really a psychiatrist?
当然 我是生命教练 Of course, I am, sort of. I'm a life coach.
但你说你是医生 But you said you were a doctor.
那… Well...
You heard of Dr. Seuss?你听说过Dr Seuss？ Dr Seuss在美国是家喻户晓的卓越的儿童作家
我是 Dr. Newport I'm Dr. Newport.
Wow.
Williams警官 Officer Williams?
我能拥抱你一下吗？ Can I give you a hug?
不 No.
好吧 All right, then.
一句建议？ A word of advice?
当然 如果我是你… Certainly. If I were you...
给你的 不是你给的 For you, not from you.
当然 Of course.
你应该给你姐姐买件最贵的礼物 You should buy your sister the most expensive gift you can find.
试着成为你想成为的那个人 Try and be the person you want to become.
旁白：Emma充满了一点遥远的回忆 NARRATOR: Emma was filled with a tiny distant memory
她甚至不确定 she wasn't sure even happened,
她的内心是否还仍旧对奇迹的可能性开放着 when her world was still open to the possibility of magic.
[SNAPS FINGERS]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
胡萝卜 Yeah. Carrots.
大家都尝尝那土豆泥 SAM: Everybody make sure you try those potatoes.
完美的单一形状 你会… Single perfect form, you be...
[GLASS CLINKING]
哦 爸爸？ ELEANOR: Oh, Dad?
今天我想了很多 I've been thinking about our family a lot today.
我有些事情想说 And I have something that I'd like to say.
我想告诉你们 I want to tell you...
不 请不要 No! Please, no.
我多么快乐 How happy I am
当我们都在一起 that we're all here together.
听着 听着 Well, hear, hear.
我们没在这屋檐下相处很多时间 We don't spend much time under the same roof,
但是不管发生什么 but no matter what happens...
我们是一家人 we are family.
上帝 看那80后的闪光的小脸 Oh, God, look at 80's shiny, little face.
我想爷爷 Well, I think that what Grandpa is...
想说的是 trying to say is..
像这样的聚会 that celebrations like this
她们是某种 they just kind of...
提醒我们 remind us of...
怎样 how...
无可取代 无可取代 Irreplaceable. Irreplaceable...
所以 So, just...
但是 在前面说那么多够了 对吗？ But you know what, that is enough said on that front, right?
让我们为聚会干吧 Let's just toast to celebrations, everyone.
干杯 ALL: Cheers!
干杯 Okay. Cheers.
我饿了 I'm hungry.
我知道 我讨厌这么说 但是Emma还没到 I know. I hate to say it, but Emma's not here yet.
我想我们该等等 CHARLOTTE: I think we should wait.
我想大家再等等 I think it's important for us to wait
就几分钟 for just a few minutes.
也许大雪破坏了交通灯 Maybe the storm has knocked out some traffic signals.
是的 但她总是迟到的 Yeah, but she's always late.
让我们开动吧 好 Let's just dig in! Yes.
吃吧 今天是圣诞节 对吗？ 是的 Go ahead. It's Christmas, right? Yes.
难道我们不做祷告吗？ Aren't we going to say grace?
好吧 就让我来 等等 Joe Well, just let me finish, for one second, Joe.
爸爸 你来祷告如何？ Dad, would you like to say grace?
不 Not really.
也许你该听Bo的 Well, maybe you'd like to listen to Bo
祷告 Bo 你来感恩怎样？ say grace. Bo, would you like to give thanks?
不 No, thanks.
好的 还是我来吧 Okay. You know what, I'll do it.
哦 好的 Oh. All right.
哦 Oh.
亲爱的主 Dear Lord,
或谁正在倾听 or whoever is listening,
感谢你带来这么丰盛的食物 当还有很多人吃不饱 thank you for this beautiful meal when there are so many who have so little.
虽然今晚我没和家人一起 And although I'm not with my own family tonight,
我很感激一起过圣诞节 和这么周到 I'm grateful to be sharing Christmas with such a thoughtful,
可爱的家庭 loving family...
哦 上帝 Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ!
Holy...
那是Rags It's Rags.
[INDISTINCT TALK]
上帝 你喂了那动物什么了？ Mother of God, what are you feeding that animal?
哦 Rags 啊 Oh, Rags. Yikes.
[ALL CONTINUE EXCLAIMING]
没事 至少晚餐闻着很香 HANK: It's okay. At least, dinner smells good.
对吗？ 很棒 Right? Fabulous.
让我们开动 Let's dig in.
[CUTLERY CLANGING]
怎么了？ What's the matter?
是那胡椒？ CHARLOTTE: The pepper?
就是那东西吗？ Is that what it is?
还要多点土豆 It needs more potato.
我不敢相信你要结婚了 El I can't believe you're getting married, El.
恭喜 BO: Congratulations.
恭喜 Yeah, congratulations.
我不敢相信 HANK: I just can't believe it.
别说了 Mmm. Stop saying that.
只是 It's just...
Joe 你真确定你在做什么？ Joe, do you really know what you're getting into?
是的 非常确定 Yeah, I've never been more certain.
实际上 我在求婚时跪下了一只脚 Actually, I got down on one knee when I proposed.
她有顾虑 我没有 She had her doubts, but I didn't.
是的 我见到她时就知道了 Yeah, I knew it the minute I met her.
吻她 吻她 Kiss her. Kiss her.
快 吻她 BO: Come on. Kiss!
去吧 AUNT FISHY: Go ahead.
给她一个吻 快 Give her a kiss. Come on.
[CLAPPING]
[CHEERS]
那是多好的吻 AUNT FISHY: That is a kiss.
旁白：当Emma进入饭厅 NARRATOR: When Emma entered the dining room,
她记起了她要成为怎样的人 she remembered to be the person she wanted to become.
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas, everyone.
你终于来了 我们一直念叨你 You're finally here. We've been missing you.
旁白：但是当面对家人 NARRATOR: But when confronted by family,
她忘记了 she forgot.
很好 不等我就开始了 Good, you started without me.
别放弃 Don't get up.
对不起 爸爸和Eleanor都带客人来了 I'm so sorry. Dad and Eleanor both brought guests.
我可以坐在你边上吗 Madison? Oh, can I sit here near you, Madison?
我最喜欢坐在最漂亮的女孩边上 好吗？ I'd like to sit next to the prettiest girl at the table, is that okay?
你这个… You're such a...
ALL: Madison?
旁白：当Fishy姑姑睡着时 她梦到了在Mocamba跳舞 NARRATOR: As Aunt Fishy slept, she dreamt of dancing at the Mocamba,
46岁那年的圣诞节 Christmas of '46,
非常确信她可以得到那里的任何一个男人 knowing for certain she could get any man in the place,
根本不考虑除了年轻她什么都没有 never considering she would be anything but young.
那个夜晚是那么魂牵梦绕 The night had become so haunted by ghosts of Christmases past
Rags开始大吃起来 that Rags began to stress-eat.
我想是时候聚到桌子边 I think it's time to go around the table
相互告诉明年的愿望 对吗？ and tell each other our wish for the new year, right?
哦上帝 Oh, God.
什么？ What?
什么？ 我想大家都爱这个游戏 What? I mean, everybody loves this game and
我们每年都玩的 we play it every year.
大家都讨厌这样 Everybody hates this game.
只是没人敢告诉你 And no one has the nerve to tell you.
Emma.
有人喜欢吗？ Does anyone enjoy this?
我只是说 I'd just like to say,
看到我的女儿们在一起很棒 it's so wonderful to see my daughters together.
我记得Charlotte甚至都不 I remember when Charlotte wouldn't even
会参加圣诞表演 除非他们让Emma也参加 be in the Christmas play, unless they let Emma in too.
她们会溜进去偷吃曲奇 Effie为圣诞老人做的 They would sneak down and eat the cookies Effie made for Santa
她们以为我们不知道 and they thought we didn't know about it,
但我们知道的 but we did.
爸爸 你说得对 Dad, you're so right.
你是我妹妹 You're my sister,
我爱你 and I love you Okay.
土豆泥要吗？ Mash potatoes?
你为孩子们买了自行车吗？ Did you get the B-I-K-E-S for the K-I-D-S?
没有 我以为今年我们弄些手工做的东西 No. I thought we could go with something hand-made this year.
Hank 我们说好的 Hank, we agreed on the bikes.
对 我只是… 你知道… Right, I just... You know...
手工做的礼物是有灵魂的 对吗？ Hand-made gifts are from the soul, right?
他们不能骑着灵魂去上学 他们想要自行车 They can't ride a soul to school, they wanted bikes.
孩子们要自行车 Kids want bikes.
Sam,
那是我吃过的最好的晚餐 that was the best dinner I ever had in my entire mouth.
很高兴听到这个 Fishy姑姑 I'm so glad to hear that, Aunt Fishy.
旅行怎样？ How was the trip, dear?
很棒 Fantastic.
旁白：Rags知道它在发泄情绪 但它停不下来 NARRATOR: Rags knew he was eating his emotions, but could not stop himself.
能递给我青豆吗？ Could you pass the, uh, green beans?
当然 Yeah, sure.
这里 我给你盛一些 You know what, here, let me get them for you.
没事 我自己来 It's okay. I got it.
好 我拿着 It's all right, I'm holding it.
我自己会拿青豆的 没事 I can get my own green beans, it's fine.
我能 自己拿些青豆吗？ Can I, please, just get my own green beans?
当然 我只想帮忙 Yes, just trying to be helpful.
你知道什么会有帮助 You know what would have been helpful,
就是你做了你说过会做的 is if you would have done what you said you're gonna do.
现在我需要照顾两个孩子 Now I have two helmets sitting under my tree.
这就是为什么我会离开 ANGIE: This is exactly why I left.
这是你离开的原因？ 是的 HANK: This is why you left? ANGIE: Yes.
怎么看起来你有更多的理由 Seems like you had a whole lot more reasons than that,
因为你离开那么快 还有卡通旋风云 cause you left so fast there was a cartoon swoosh cloud
在门口路上 in the doorway.
我早就应该离开 I should have left a long time ago.
别吵了 Stop fighting!
你们别吵了 Why can't you stop fighting?
别吵 Why wont you stop?
好了 所有人 别吵了 好吗？ All right, everybody, let's just stop it, okay?
闭嘴 吃 Just shut up and eat.
我们都… I mean, we all...
要爱对方 今天是圣诞节 We love each other and it's Christmas.
一年中最美好的日子 It's the most wonderful time of the year!
[CRASHING]
大雪把电线压断了 SAM: Storm took out the power lines.
住嘴 不 CHARLOTTE: Stop it. No.
Madison 别怕好吗？ SAM: Madison, don't be scared, all right?
Bucky! Bucky!
Dad!
Dad?
[SOUL CAKE PLAYING]
[SIREN WAILING]
我们马上准备CAT扫描 We're setting up a CAT scan immediately.
我想你们一定吓坏了 I can only imagine how shaken up you all must be.
真是一件圣诞节礼物 It's quite the Christmas present.
谢谢 医生 Thank you, Doctor.
Hank...
FOMO.
你必须等在这里 You have to wait back here.
等等 Wait!
你究竟在干些什么？ What the hell are you doing with your life?
你订婚了还和这油腔滑调的医生睡觉？ You're sleeping with that oily doctor when you're engaged?
Dr. Morrissey?
那个…妈妈 我真不知道你从哪里听来的 That's... Mom, I really don't know where you got that,
你今晚过得很艰难 所以我也就算了 but you're having a rough night so I'm going to let it slide.
但是 说实话 妈妈 那很可笑 But, honestly, Mom, that's ridiculous.
你一定有事 当你撒谎是说话就特别响 You know something, you always talk too loudly when you're lying.
没有 那个 嗯 I do not. That's... Uh-huh.
那不算… That's not even...
好吧 Fine.
我知道你不理解 I knew you wouldn't understand.
实际上 我知道你的反应 In fact, I knew you would react exactly like this.
我明白 I see.
哦 完美 那张脸又来了 And... Oh, perfect. There's the face.
我做错什么了吗？ Did I do something wrong?
多管闲事吗？ Was I too preoccupied with Lucy?
是我让你觉得你不应该得到更多？ Did I make you feel like you don't deserve more?
求你别说了 这不是关于我 Please, stop, this isn't about you.
别再对待我像个废柴 Stop treating me like I'm something that's broken.
好吗？ 你修不好我的 Okay? You can't fix me.
那你自己去修好 Just go fix yourself.
这就是我 This is who I am.
你必须接受我永远不会成为那个人 You need to accept that I'm never going to be the person
你希望的那样 that you want me to be.
你就是我希望的那个人 You are the person I want you to be,
除了 还有除了 except-Except.
对 除了 你 Yeah, except, you
应该得到更多 我想你能够和Joe过日子的 deserve more. I think you could build a life with this Joe.
哦 妈妈 Oh, Mom.
Joe是个道具 Joe is a prop.
他是我在机场酒吧捡来的陌生人 Joe is a stranger I picked up in an airport bar.
他是我发明的某样东西 He is something I invented,
那样我就不必面对你那脸了 so that I didn't have to face your face.
Eleanor. Just...
这会发生在任何人身上 Madison This could happen to anyone, Madison.
会有很多的叫喊继续 我惊讶… There was a lot of yelling going on, I'm surprised...
这不经常发生 it doesn't happen more often.
你的防御 In your defense,
也许 it was probably
是那见鬼的色拉 the dump salad.
这样说是有原因的 There's a reason it's called that.
我努力过 Madison 见鬼 我努力过 I tried, Madison. Damn it, I tried.
什么？ 她不再爱我了 What? She doesn't love me anymore.
40年了 Forty years.
走了 Gone.
消失了 Poof.
谢谢你 小叮当 Thank you, Tinkerbell.
我都没想过今晚会给他问候吻 I don't even think I kissed him hello tonight.
你可以明天亲他 因为他会没事 真的 Emma You can kiss him tomorrow, because he's gonna be all right. Really, Emma.
哦 对的 Charlotte 一切都很美好 Oh, that's right, Charlotte. Everything's always balloons and Jello.
喔 我意识到 Wow, I realize that
我们一直不很亲密 we haven't been close
但我猜我没有真的知道如何… but I guess I just didn't really know how much...
你不喜欢我 you don't like me.
不是那样 It's not that I don't like you,
只是我爱你多一点 当我没和你在一起时 it's just that I love you more when I'm not with you.
就像彼此间过敏 It's like we're allergic to each other.
但 嘿 我们从出生就有烙印 But, hey, we were branded from birth.
我是懦夫 爸爸总是说你是勇敢的一个 I'm the coward. Dad always said you're the brave one.
不 爸爸根本没说过那个 No, Dad didn't say that at all.
爸爸说你是勇敢的一个 我是友善的一个 Dad said you're the brave one and I'm the nice one.
不 我是聪明的一个 你是勇敢的一个 No. I'm the smart one, you're the brave one.
不 请… No, please...
我是懦夫 I'm the coward.
不 我是懦夫 No, I'm the coward.
不 我是 那是爸爸说的 No, I am, that's what Dad said.
上帝 我是懦夫 For God's sake! I'm the coward.
不 别开自己玩笑 No. Don't even kid yourself.
爸爸说你是勇敢的一个 我是友善的一个 Dad said that you're the brave one and I'm the nice one.
我是个懦夫 I am the coward!
你是勇敢的一个 你是聪明的一个 You are the brave one and you're the smart one.
我是个懦夫 女士们 嘘嘘！ I'm the coward. Ladies! Ladies! Shh.
是的 当然 对不起 Yes, of course. Sorry.
[SIGHS]
告诉我我们发生了什么？ Tell me what happened to us?
你有快乐的基因 我没有 You got the happy gene. I didn't.
那不是真的 That's not true.
Charlotte...
不是 No.
舔一个信封你都会开心 You could be happy licking an envelope.
但 嘿 我也会快乐 如果我拥有每样东西 But, hey, I'd be happy too, if I had everything.
每样？ 你认为我拥有每样东西 ？ Everything? You think I've had everything?
如果你以前问过我一次我过得怎样 你就会知道我的生活 If you ever just asked me once how I am, you'd know that my life is just
和你一样糟糕 as screwed up as your life.
Charlotte 看着我 Charlotte, look at me.
我是个熟女 I am a fully grown woman.
你把我安排坐在孩子位置 You sat me at the kids table!
你完全不知道那感觉是什么 你永远不会知道 你有家人 You have no idea what that feels like, and you never will, you have a family,
我是一个人 I am alone.
我不算你的家人？ Don't I count as family?
我孩子们也不算你家人？ Don't my kids count as family?
他们也是你的家人 见鬼 They're your family too, god dammit!
他们是你的家人 女士们 They are your family. NURSE: Ladies!
出去 哦 上帝 对不起 Out! Oh, God, I'm sorry.
[RING THEM BELLS PLAYING]
旁白：虽然他心碎 NARRATOR: Despite his broken heart,
Sam还是请Madison跳个舞 Sam asked Madison for a dance,
决心擦去2楼男厕所的那一幕 determined to erase the image of the 2nd floor men's room of
Butler第一医院里的 the First Butler Hospital
从Madison的第五个平安夜记忆中擦去 from the memory of her 5th Christmas eve.
Newport女士 我有些消息 Miss Newport, I have some news.
你父亲有点小中风 So, your father had a small stroke.
现在他稳定下来了 他会没事的 He's stabilized now and he's gonna be fine.
你们稍后可以看他了 但现在最好让他休息 You can see him later, but right now we'd like him to rest.
你们可以他醒后去看他 DOCTOR: You can see him when he wakes up.
但他没事？ HANK: But he's okay?
他的重要器官都好的 他只要休息就好 His vitals are fine, he's just resting.
回头我会来检查 I'll check back in with you later.
好 很好 SAM: Good, great.
谢谢 CHARLOTTE: Thank you.
他现在正在睡觉 DOCTOR: He's sleeping right now.
别唬我 你的医生就是那已婚男？ Get outta town. Your doctor is married guy?
不 No.
是的 我几年前遇到他 Yeah, I met him a couple of years ago
当我带我外公来这里检查 when I brought my grandpa in for a check up.
他年纪有点大 不是吗？ A little agey, isn't he?
好吧，让他有点失望 Well, let him down easy.
我指 I mean,
即使是已婚男也应该有个圣诞节 对吧？ even a married guy doesn't deserve to get dumped on Christmas, right?
你认真的？ Seriously?
你不是这样的人 You are not this person.
但有点像她这样 不是吗？ Kinda look like her, though, don't I?
不 No.
你根本不了解我 什么？ You don't even know me. What?
今天之后？ After today?
喔 Wow.
撒谎对你来说容易 Lying really does come easy to you.
好吧 这个是事实对吧？ Okay, how about this for the truth?
我认识你有8小时 I've known you for eight hours,
而你在5小时后要离开 and you are leaving in five.
对你外公我很抱歉 亲爱的 但他会好起来的 我保证 I'm sorry about your Grandpa, hon, but he's gonna be okay. I promise.
自己小心点 好吗？ Be careful over there, okay?
好的 你也是 Yeah, you too.
我很幸运 我可以在圣诞节见到你 Lucky me. I get to see you at Christmas.
想看看我为你准备了什么吗？ 是的 Wanna see what I got you? Yeah.
[CLEARS THROAT]
♪ The first Noel the angels did say
♪ Was to certain poor shepherds...♪
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
Sorry, sorry.
Sorry, no.
[CRASH]
Sorry.
Sorry!
Excuse me.
等等 不 按住电梯 [ELEVATOR DINGS] Wait. No. Hold the elevator!
[CLEARS THROAT]
[GASPS]
很不错 That was a good one.
你将来会喜欢看到你这样的 You would've loved to have seen you.
你没离开 You didn't leave.
我不能 我们是那么好的一个故事 I couldn't. We're too good a story.
你在酒吧挑中我 You picked me up in a bar.
你朝我走来 You came on to me.
在机场你跟踪我 You stalked me in an airport.
你求我跟你回家 You begged me to go home with you.
我不能摆脱你 I couldn't get rid of you.
是的 我们最后终于在一些事情上有共识了 Yeah, we finally agree on something.
我们团聚只是为了说再见 We're together just to say goodbye, you know.
我知道 I know.
你就像Clarence You're like Clarence,
派下来拯救我的生命 sent down to save my wonderful life.
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas.
快乐 Merry...
圣诞 Christmas.
LAUREN: Hey, Charlie.
Lauren?
我收到你的短信 I got your text.
我的 My...
哦是的 当然 对 我的短信 Oh, yeah, no, of course. Right, my text.
我总是给女孩们发信息 那是我做的 你知道 I text girls all the time. That's what I do, you know.
我没想到你会来 I didn't think you were gonna come.
今天是平安夜 It's Christmas Eve.
哦 不 没什么大不了的 Oh, no. It's no big deal.
我们是犹太人 所以 我们只是吃了中餐 We're Jewish, so, we were just getting Chinese food, so...
把外套脱掉 那是我父母 Take your coat off and everything, these are my parents right there.
好 也许我们应该… Well... Maybe we should...
给他们一点隐私 give them a little privacy.
是的 那是个好主意 Yes, that's probably a good idea.
Bo, Bo,过来 HANK [WHISPERING]: Bo, Bo, come here.
我们为什么不去那边一点？ Why don't we go over here for little bit?
过这边来 亲爱的 ANGIE: Come over here, honey.
别看 我忍不住 Stop staring. I can't stop.
去年 三年级的照片冲出来全是眯眼 Last year, the 3rd grade class picture came out all squinty.
他们正在面试Bud Bartlett 但是 They're interviewing Bud Bartlett, but
他不在乎是否拍得好 he doesn't care about getting a good shot.
我可以去说服校长 I could talk to the principal and...
Bo今晚告诉我的 Bo told me tonight.
我实际上必须走了 对不起 I actually have to go, I'm sorry.
我答应男票见他的家人 I promised my boyfriend that I'd meet his family.
是的 是的 Yeah, yeah.
是的 你应该去的 Yeah, you should get going.
Angie 我 And, Angie, I...
我希望你开心 I want you to be happy.
哦 天哪 那是什么？ Oh, God, what is that?
我 哦 I, ugh...
碰到树了 HANK: There goes the tree.
我们要介入吗？ 他们需要指点吗？ HANK: Should we intervene? They need a referee?
别干扰 这不安全 ANGIE: It's disturbing. HANK: It's not safe.
[MAKING KISSING NOISES]
我可以告诉些事吗 尽管不了解你？ Can I tell you something, without knowing anything about you?
我想你需要Jello果冻 I think you need Jello.
你笑起来像他 You have his smile.
我很幸运 I got lucky.
你知道吗 我想 You know, I think that
你的手是我爱你的第一件东西 your hands were the first thing I loved about you.
我会想念它们的 I'm gonna miss them.
我想 一开始 我紧紧抓住孩子们是因为 I think, at first, I held on so tight to the kids because
我们经历的以及我非常爱他们 of all that we went through and how much I loved them.
但现在… But now...
我想我紧紧抓住是因为 I think I'm holding on because...
我不知道我是谁 如果我不那样的话 I don't know who I am if I don't.
我给他们的爱 My love for them...
是那么巨大 我有点迷失在其中 你懂吗？ it's so huge. I kinda got lost in it, you know?
我自己的一部分 就像你说的 And a part of me, like you said...
我自己的部分变得很小 不 A part of me got small. No.
你不小 You're not small.
我自己都不同意当我说着的时候 I didn't even agree with me when I said it.
你那么漂亮和可笑 You're beautiful and ridiculous.
不 No.
而且你还是那么有激情 And as passionate as you always were.
现在有点不同了 It's about different things now.
是的 Yeah.
我们干得很好 Charlotte We had a great run, Charlotte.
没人会说我们不努力 Nobody can say we didn't try.
不 我们努力过 No, we tried.
[SNIFFLING]
让我们去旅行 Let's go on the trip.
你不必这样的 You don't have to.
不 看着我 亲爱的 我想和你一起去 No, look at me, honey, I want to go with you.
真的？ Really?
那太不可思议了 That's incredible.
Oh, Charlotte...
我真不知道是否我们该去非洲 I don't really know if we should go to Africa.
什么？ What?
Bo说Hank被解雇了 Bo said Hank got laid off.
天哪 我就知道 Oh, my God, I knew it.
那个会讲故事的哼哼 The tell tale snort.
那个哼哼 That snort.
但是 我能… But, I can...
带你去吃顿大餐 take you out to a really amazing dinner.
去某个美妙的埃赛俄比亚人开的店 We could go to some fancy Ethiopian place
穿着本土服装 with native dress.
你会带我去国际煎饼屋 据我所知 You can take me to IHOP, for all I care.
是的 我也这么想 Yeah, me too.
[LAUGHING]
哦 我的… Oh, my...
嘿 Sam 嘿 Hi, Sam. Hi.
[CHARLOTTE LAUGHS]
他们这样很好 Good for them.
为何要浪费时间？ 我们在这呆这么短时间 Why waste a moment? We're here for such a short time.
[LITTLE DRUMMER BOY PLAYING]
我要买最后时刻礼物 不要teddy熊 I need a last minute gift that doesn't involve teddy bears,
气球和大眼睛孩子的照片 balloons or pictures of children with big eyes.
买巧克力永远不会错的 You can never go wrong with chocolate.
不 No.
把你们最贵的给我 Get me the most expensive thing that you have.
你不用这么做的 我觉得太好笑了 You shouldn't have done this. I feel so ridiculous.
我们看看 哦 Here we go. Oh!
Emma 不 Emma, no!
不 看… No, look...
什么？ What?
这是他们最贵的东西了 That's the most expensive thing they had.
[ALL LAUGHING]
我很喜欢 I really like it.
因为还有什么比淋雨凳子更好的圣诞礼物？ 'Cause what says Christmas better than a shower seat?
的确 说得好 HANK: Exactly. Well said.
我会去用那张淋雨凳 I could really use that shower seat.
[ALL LAUGHING]
圣诞快乐 祝福你的 Merry Christmas. To you, Morn.
祝福家人 SAM: To family.
旁白：Bucky醒来非常想喝酸橙汁Jello NARRATOR: Bucky woke up with an unexpected craving for lime Jello.
当大家围坐在桌子边 As everyone sat around the table,
过去 现在和未来都聚集在一起 the past, present and future were coming together
在一个难以捉摸的夜晚 for one elusive night.
[ALL CHATTING AND LAUGHING]
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]
命运是友善的 播放着米尤扎克背景音乐 Fate was kind, playing that particular muzak just then.
原谅我 Madison Urn, excuse me, Madison.
我可以把这个家伙从你这里偷走吗？ Might I steal this man away from you?
哦 是的？ Oh, yeah?
可以吗？ 妈妈 Uh-huh. Can I? Mom.
旁白：Sam和Charlotte沉浸在亲密中 NARRATOR: Sam and Charlotte relished in the closeness
那没有发生的旅行带来的美好时光 brought on by the time well spent on the trip not yet taken.
我还搞得定 I still got it.
[IF NOT FOR YOU PLAYING]
[ALL MUTTERING]
我从没看到过这个 I've never seen that.
他们真的在那样做吗？ ELEANOR: Are they are really doing this?
旁白：Eleanor把过去抛弃面对现在 NARRATOR: Eleanor let go of her past enough to be in the present.
没有努力去完成一张完美的照片 Instead of trying to present the perfect picture,
相反Hank在庆祝这没有PS过的时刻 Hank celebrated this moment un-photoshopped.
你想跳舞吗？ Do you want to dance?
我吗？ Me?
Hank和Ruby用右脚开始他们的舞步 Hank and Ruby took their first step on the right foot.
意义更加深刻 因为Bucky有意为之 All the more meaningful, because Bucky had led them to it.
HANK: Whoo! [RUBY LAUGHING]
Charlie永远会记住他的初吻 And Charlie would always remember his first kiss.
他的草率 笨拙 但正是初吻 His sloppy, awkward, but very first kiss.
你很漂亮 Emma 你想跳舞吗？ You look pretty, Emma. Do you want to dance?
上帝 我爱跳舞 Gosh, I would love to dance.
我真得很爱跳舞 I would really love to dance.
Emma终于意识到她本就是这个大家庭的一部分 Emma finally recognized she was already part of a large family.
当Bucky站着 看着他们 他的家人没有发现他 As Bucky stood, taking them in, his family unaware of him,
他的头脑里有个念头 this thought entered his head,
他和一大群海地勤杂工分享过的 which he shared with a large Haitian orderly.
大惊小怪 Such a fuss...
当我们想要的每件事情一直就在眼前时 when everything we want is right in front of us the whole time.
最后，大家都赞赏这一情绪 And at last, everyone appreciated that very sentiment.
为什么他们不能永远记住那个？ Why is it they can never remember that?
也许重要的是 即使只是一刻时间 他们会记住的 Or maybe the point is, even just for a moment, they do.
好了 这就是我的故事 Well, that's my tale.
有时候 我在好奇所有一起享用晚餐的家庭 Sometimes, I wonder about all the families sharing dinner together.
每间屋子 Each house,
每个家庭 each family,
每个都有自己的故事 each one with stories of their own.
我不知道谁为我们选择了家庭 I don't know who chooses our families for us.
或者是否有原因我们着陆在我们想的地方 Or if there's a reason we land where we do.
但我的家人马上要回家了 But my family will be home soon.
忠诚和深情，但没办法教的 Loyal and affectionate, but untrainable.
完美的不完美 Perfectly imperfect.
他们只是凡人 They're only human.
那对我来说已经足够了 And that's enough for me.
祝所有人圣诞快乐 汪汪！ Merry Christmas to all. Woof!
[THE LIGHT OF CHRISTMAS DAY PLAYING]
1 2 你知道该怎样做 One, two, you know what to do.
[SINGING WE THREE KINGS]
[SCATTING]
[ALL SINGING]
[ALL SINGING SILENT NIGHT]
丰满的年轻处女 Round young virgin...
[SINGING WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS]